Fantasia vs. Godiva Rage
(Inside The Crew’s locker room prior to the Royal Rumble.? Stacks is dressed in black DKNY skirt suit waiting for Monty, Shogun and Ex to get dressed for their upcoming match.? On the T.V screen are replays of last weeks flashes.? When Hype and Invasion’s flash comes on The Crew starts to laugh.? Except Ex.? Who just stares at the screen.)
[Monty]?
(talking on a cell phone…)? Okay..Okay I understand,? 6 million for the entire organization.? 4 commercialsa year for 3 years.?? No I don’t agree to that.? 2 million a year, How about this 6 million a year for three years and 6 commercials.? 2 group and 1 individual for each of us.? Okay,? Okay…Okay… Here’s Stacks she’ll handle the paper work…
[Shogun]
Well it looks as if the Coca-Cola deal is done.? Monty finally got some new sponsers.? Hell I was tired of those Rice-a-Roni commercials. Hell I have enough Roni to last for 10 years.? Hey Ex..Ex..(Shogun shrugs….)
[Stacks]
Send the papers to the New York office.? I will have them back to you by tommorrow evening.? Fine.(She hangs up) Okay, now gentlemen, tonights the night, one of you have to win this Royal Rumble.? I want and you want a shot at the Championship.? Hell The way America is handing them out we all might get one.? Buton to the business tonight…Ex don’t worry about being jumped….Ex….
[Monty]
Leave him alone Stacks he’s thinking.? He knows what to do. Now on to other things.? Miguel Thunder, we finally get to dance, after what two years.? This will be interesting and I know it will be a hard match. Unfortunately for you, you get to feel the wrath a whole lot of angry creates. Nothing personal buddy but I got to do what I got to do.? And Hype….
[Shogun]
Hype…and Asian Invasion.? Two knuckle heads runnign rampant in this great fed.? Asian you just don’t know when to shut up.? I have beaten you what 3 times and you still talk, and Hype great name because that allyou are,? Tony isn’t here to protect your sorry ass.? Keep talking chump…I’ll? handle you myself.? Ex….
(Executioner continues to tape himself preparing for the match….he just smiles at the camera)
[Stacks]
Oh and Mr. Commish I haven’t said anything but throw me in that there tourney.? I definitely want a shot at those quality wrestlers, Hell lets show the WFW why women can wrestle with men…..
(Camera fades as it focuses on Executioner who continues to smile……) ============== [The? Primal Rage opening sequence plays, showing a couple of dinosaurs in wrestling tights going at it.. asthe shot pans out, we see them in the ring, and a large gathering of cavemen in the 'audience'.? The Shot continues to pan until the golden red sky it all we see and the stone lettering "Primal Rage" appears.? The sequence shatters as we are taken to a packed house with fireworks and pyrotechnics.]
[Ed]
Welcome to this special Primal Rage.. and we are LIVE in Boise Idaho as we get ready to treat the great Idahoans to a wild night of professional wrestling, courtesy of the OWA.?
[Biff]
I’ve never seen the wrestling world as excited about anything as I’ve see them excited about the upcomingWFW tournaments.. champions from all over are knocking at the door and wanting to get in.?
[Ed]
I understand that we have two more names to add to the tournaments this week and another OWA wrestler will make it to the tournaments in the upcoming Royal Rumble.. let’s go to ringside for that match right now.
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[Announcer]
This match is a battle royal with Royal Rumble rules.?
[Biff]
Say that 10 times fast?
[Announcer]
Earlier, 10 names were drawn at random and placed in order.. drawing number one..? making her way down the aisle..? weighing in at 167 pounds.. Here is Mariko!
[Mariko heads down the aisle.. she steps into the ring, awaiting her opponent.]
[Announcer]
And drawing number two.. soon to be making his way to ringside.. weighing in at 230 pounds.. this is Miguel Thunder!
(The arena goes black, then is lit up by an impressive light show of green and red. The laser lights swirl all over the arena, then point to the curtains. Miguel Thunder shows up.)
[Ed]
And this one gets underway before the bell can even ring.. Miguel on the ring apron and Mariko nails him with a spin kick sending him to the floor..
[Biff]
Of course, Mariko didn’t wait until he was in the ring.. so he’s not eliminated.. Mariko going through the second ropes and to the floor.. she rolls Thunder back into the ring and follows him in.. she whips him into the ropes and Thunder comes off with a lariat and Mariko goes over the top, but lands on the apron..
[Ed]
Thunder charges her and she nails him with a savate kick.. she climbs into the ring and nails him with a clothesline.. and Thunder goes over to the top and to the floor..
[Announcer]
Miguel Thunder has been eliminated.
[Biff]
We’ve got about 20 seconds left before the next participant.. so Mariko gets a short rest..
[Timer]
3.. 2.. 1.. *honk*
[Shogun steps through the curtains and makes his way into the ring]
[Ed]
Shogun hits the ring and Mariko is all over him.. she whips him into the corner and she charges in.. Shogun moves and Mariko hits the post..? Shogun nails her with a jumping side kick and Mariko almost goes over the top, but she clings to the ropes..
[Biff]
Shogun tries to put Mariko over the top..
[Timer]
3.. 2.. 1.. *honk*
[Davey Scott steps through the curtain and glances around at the fans.. some are cheering and some are jeering.. he walks to the ring and slides in and helps Shogun dump Mariko over the top.]
[Announcer]
Mariko has been eliminated.
[Ed]
And as soon as Mariko hits the floor, Scott turns and nails Shogun with a fist to the jaw..? Scott with a belly to back suplex on Shogun and he motions he’s going to throw him out.. he pulls up Shogun and tries to send him out..
[Timer]
3.. 2.. 1.. *honk*
[Traci Lane steps through the curtains and the crowd goes wild..? she runs down into the ring and slides in.. Scott immediately starts to stomp on her..]
[Biff]
Scott taking no chances with the former OWA Champion.. everyone knows she’s in a piss poor mood..? Lane to her feet.. Scott swings for a clothesline and Traci ducks..? and nails him with a left and a right.. and a chop..
[Ed]
Traci with a whip.. reversal by Scott.. and Traci comes off and drops the Renegade with a shoulderblock.. and Shogun off the ropes with a legdrop..
[Timer]
3.. 2.. 1.. *honk*
[Pretty Boy Monty comes through the curtain and steps up into the ring.. he goes after Scott as well.. the three easily pick him up and dump him over the top and to the floor..]
[Annoucer]
Davey Scott has been eliminated.
[Ed]
The three of them easily disposing of.. what’s that?!?
[Biff]
Monty signalled to Shogun and they just jumps Traci Lane.. and she’s trying to fight them both off.. but they are just pounding her down..
[Timer]
3.. 2.. 1.. *honk*
[Executioner makes his way down to the ringside area.. peeking back over his shoulder now and then.. he climbs into the ring.]
[Ed]
And Executioner joining in on the gang assualt of the former OWA Champion.. and together the three of them dump Traci out of the ring..
[Announcer]
Traci Lane has been eliminated.
[Biff]
Looks like trouble to me.. the three of them are high fiving each other in the ring as we wait for the next competitor.. we’ve got about 45 minutes left and the three Crew members are talking with each other..
[Ed]
Looks like it’ll be one of these guys in the WFW tournament..
[Timer]
3.. 2.. 1.. *honk*
[Ricky Hype steps through the curtain.. suddenly the chant echo's throughout the arena.. "Ricky Sucks! Ricky Sucks!"? He walks hesistantly towards the ring.. ]
[Ed]
Ricky Hype not looking like he wants to enter the lion’s den, so to speak.. he is circling outside.. the referee is telling him to get into the ring..
[Biff]
Hey.. if he doesn’t get into the ring, then he can’t get thrown out.. so he’s stalling for time..
[Ed]
The Crew members are telling him to get into the ring.. egging him on.? Looks like Monty and Shogun are stepping through the ropes and hopping to the floor, leaving Executioner in the ring alone and? Hype steps up onto the ring apron.
[Biff]
Hype steps through the ropes and Executioner is all over him..
[Timer]
3.. 2.. 1.. *honk*
[Godiva Rage takes her time coming to the ring?]
[Ed]
Godiva Rage taking her sweet time coming to ringside, and Monty and Shogun have reentered the ring and they are doing a number on Ricky Hype.. they are setting him up.. and a triple spiked piledriver!?? Oh my..
[Biff]
Godiva grabbing a chair and sliding into the ring she starts leveling Crew members with it.? Hype is hurt in the corner.. Rage tosses the chair out of the ring and tries to toss over Shogun.. but from behind Monty nails her with a forearm to the back.. Executioner is back up and they are triple teaming the champion..
[Ed]
They have her up and drop her out of the ring.
[Announcer]
Godiva Rage has been eliminated.
[Timer]
3.. 2.. 1.. *honk*
[Adam Sanchez steps through the ropes..]
[Ed]
Crew members to go to work on Ricky Hype as Sanchez makes his way into the ring.. he jumps on Shogun and quickly dumps him over the top rope..
[Announcer]
Shogun has been eliminated.
[Biff]
But Monty nails Sanchez with a clothesline.. and Ricky Hype is hurting.. Executioner and Monty double teaming up on Sanchez.. they lift him up and drop him over the ring..
[Announcer]
Adam Sanchez has been eliminated.
[Ed]
And? it’s Ricky Hype, Executioner and Pretty Boy Monty left in there..
[Biff]
Monty pulling Hype to the middle of the ring and talking with Executioner.. they lift him up and Executioner clamps on the Cross Face Chicken Wing..
[Ed]
And Monty is standing back and watching.. Hype is trying to give up.. but there’s no giving up in this match.. Executioner just continues to push that move on Hype..
[Biff]
The referee is jawing at Monty, but Monty just grins at him and shrugs.? This is horrible.. they’re trying to put out Ricky Hype.. and he has a TV Title match later on in this card..
[Ed]
Looks like payback to me.. Ricky Hype is getting his just desserts right now.. and he’s gone limp on us.. Monty walks over and taps Executioner on the shoulder.. and he releases the hold.. and Hype is just lying there..
[Biff]
Monty and Executioner swap high fives and steps out over the top and drop to the floor.. what the hell?
[Announcer]
Pretty Boy Monty and Executioner have been eliminated.. the winner of this match in 23:29, advancing to the WFW Men’s Tournament.. Ricky Hype!
[Ed]
Referees are checking on Hype who still hasn’t moved much.. they are calling for a stretcher.. and some paramedics are coming to see what’s going on.. let’s break from this and go to our EEC Update.
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[Myers]
This is Myers Watterson reporting for the OWA and the WFW, as they combine to bring you Endurance’s Evil Challenge.?
First let me announce that due to the overwhelming response to the WFW tournaments, the PPV itself has been moved to March 7-8, 1998.?
This year will be something special as we not only will have one tournament, but two.? The WFW has decided to split their world titles into two categories.? The WFW Men’s World Title and the WFW Women’s World Title.? Therefore for the first time in OWA history, a PPV will go not only one day.. but two days.?? Let’s get to the major announcements:
There will be a Western States Championship match between current champion Mr. America and number one contender Monica Brant.?
Also Traci Lane taking on Danny Bouchard.? And you know that after Deck The Halls, Lane wants a big piece of Bouchard.?
Let’s talk about the WFW tournaments.? They’ll be using Endurance’s Evil Challenge rules. This tournament is basically a quadathalon in testing wrestling skills.
16 competitors will be selected.
Round 1: Tag Team Skills
Round 1 tests the wrestler’s tag team abilities.? They will be randomly paired, via a draw, with a tag team partner.? Only teams winning in the first round will advance to the second round.
Round 2: Singles Skills
In Round 2, the winners of round 1 will then face their tag team partner from Round 1.? Only 4 wrestlers will advance to the next round.
Round 3: Free For All Skills
The four wrestlers advancing to this round will meet in a four way dance.? Once there are only two wrestlers remaining, this match will be stopped and the two will be sent to the finals.
Finals: Endurance.
The final two competitors will then face each other in a Texas Death Match.? The winner will be the competitor who gets 3 consecutive falls over their opponent.? The winner of this contest will be crowned the first WFW World Champion.
Ricky Hype will be representing the men’s division as part of EEC, just now winning the Royal Rumble.. also just signed this week to be part of that big tournament.. the AGWF’s Lightweight Champion, Leo Joseph, as well as the AGWF’s Champion Steve Lane.
As part of the Women’s tournament, from the OWA, Fantasia and Consuelo Salyards will be representing the OWA.. in from the IEWA, Medusa Rage will be part of the tournament and just signed, the GDWA Internet Champion, Daisy Butterfly has joined the mix and will be a part of EEC.
Let’s go back to Boise.
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[Scene shows Ricky Hype, being put into an ambulance and the ambulance rushes from the arena.. Asian Invasion walks back inside.. the scene switches back to the arena.]
[Ed]
The Crew has put Ricky Hype out..? and this will not sit well with TV Champion who’s scheduled to defend against Ricky Hype in a strap match..
[Biff]
Well.. I heard Godiva only took this match cause she hasn’t had a? date in a couple weeks.. I hear she likes the feel of that strap against her..
[Ed]
Cut that out.. let’s go to ringside..
[Announcer]
This match is one fall..
[The arena goes black, then is lit up by an impressive light show of green and red. The laser lights swirl all over the arena, then point to the curtains. Miguel Thunder shows up]
[Miguel]
Get ready for the royal ass-whipping you need for making me fight tonight!!!! I warned you that I wasn’t in the mood to hurt a good talent like you.
Listen, PRETTY BOY… I am in no mood to fight, but since you forced me, I’ll just get in the mood..? I hope you that it isn’t a good thing when I’m forced to fight, because my rage will be amplified x10, and I’ll injure you SEVERELY. I don’t care if I get any injury now; Hell, if I get killed, I’ll die with my job done, and that’s the truth! Now then, I have a job to do.
[Thunder steps into the ring..]
[The O'Jays "For The Love of Money" begins to play. As a spotlight dances around the arena it suddenly focuses on the opening leading to the locker rooms.? Out walks Monty.? A loud "pop" from the crowd gets louder and louder as he makes its way to ringside....High-fiving the crowd and taking his time to get to the ring.]
[Ed]
And Miguel Thunder is all over Monty.. catching him as he comes into the ring..? Thunder with a series of kicks and he pulls Monty up and drops him with a clothesline.. Thunder with a spin kick and Monty falls from the ring..
[Biff]
Thunder seems a different person this week.. I guess he’s tired of getting his face rubbed in the mat week after week..? Thunder goes out after Monty and whips him into the guardrailing.. and runs him face first into the ringpost and Monty is busted open.. woo!
[Ed]
Stop that.. Thunder rolling Monty back into the ring..? Thunder with a whip.. Monty ducks a clothesline and comes back with a clothesline of his own..? Thunder comes up and Monty catches him with a fallaway slam.. Monty with a cover.. one.. t.. kickout by Thunder..
[Biff]
Monty wiping the blood from his forehead.. he bodyslams Thunder and goes for another cover.. one.. t.. kickout by Thunder..? Monty pulls him up and runs off the ropes and nails Thunder with a flying lariat.. M
[Ed]
Monty with another bodyslam.. NO!? Small package by Thunder.. one.. two.. three!!
[Biff]
What the..
[Ed]
Upset win for Miguel Thunder over Pretty Boy Monty..
[Announcer]
Winner of the match in 7:17, Miguel Thunder!
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[Voice Over]
Who truly is the best in professional wrestling?
[A series of action clips from the OWA are played in time with the fast driving music, then stops suddenly.]
[Voice Over]
Only one way to find out.. watch Endurance’s Evil Challenge, exclusively on PPV.
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[Suddenly a surge of crowd reaction as a man begins walking out in street clothes, looks more like a street fighter then a wrestler, with longer hair and sunglasses on.? Well who are we fooling, this is none other then Davey Scott and he walks down carrying a have a mic with him]
[Davey]
Ok, listen, I do have a few things to say but you have to shut up in order to listen don’t you think? First off, Monica Brant. Monica, you would probably listen and enjoy me cuss and curse your name..however, I can’t think of any insulting to say about you. [the crowd looks at him..] In fact, I can’t help but look in awe at you. Anyone who can knock me out of action, deserves some recognition.. and you, Monica, are the sole person who person who kocked me out!
So here is a proposal, I am challenging you to a match, a no dq, no countout match.. If you can beat me, as clean as it gets in that type of match, then I shall leave the OWA wrestling ranks.. forever this time. Here is the contract Monica.. *holding the paper up*.. all you have to do.. is sign it.
[Ed]
Davey Scott is.. is..
[Biff]
Is?
[Ed]
Have we determined if he’s legally sane or what?? Let’s go to ringside.
(Danny Bouchard’s personal ring announcer takes the microphone from the announcer and taps it once or twice, causing massive feedback.)
[JJ]
Eh?? Eh?? ?a marche?? Bien… Et maintenant voici, la prochaine champion de OWA, p?sant 116 kilogrammes avec un tailleur de 195 centimetres.? Il est un des plus grands legendes en Canada, et la Fi?rt? De Trois-Rivi?res!? Venant de Trois-Rivi?res, en La Belle Province de Quebec, Canada, le plus fort, le plus terrifiant,le meillieur de toutes les hommes, les femmes, et m?me Mr. America, voici DANNY BOUCHARD!!!
(The instrumenta O Canada begins, and Danny Bouchard, as always carrying the fleur-de-lis over his shoulder, makes his way to the ring.? A six-pack ring with a solitary can of Molson Canadian hangs at the end of the flagpole.? He hastens his stroll to the ring, barely bothering to toss the occasional insult at the fans, dodging garbage.? He hands the six pack to the ringside attendant, warning him not to touch his victory beer, then steps into the ring and waves his flag.)
[The ring announcer reclaims his microphone.]
[Announcer]
And, his opponent.? Hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and weighing in at 153 lbs.? This is ‘Mistress’ Monica BRANT!
(The arena is silent for a few seconds, then the blasting of an electric guitat rift comes over the PA system.? It takes a few seconds, but eventually the crowd realises they’re listening to “Oh Canada”.? Then, Monica Brant comes through the curtains.? She’s wearing a one-piece outfit that is designed like the Candian flag.? She shakes the occasional hand as she comes down to ringside, giving Danny Bouchard a wary glare the whole time.)
[Ed]
Monica Brant getting into the ring.. and there’s the bell.. this one is underway..? referee turns to have the bell run and Danny Bouchard just nails her with that flagpole!
[Biff]
Danny Bouchard drops the pole to the outside and pulls up Brant and is signalling for the jumping DDT? but Traci Lane hits the ring with a chair and nails Bouchard!? Bouchard falls from the ring with Traci right on his heels..
[Ed]
The referee is calling for the bell.. I’m not sure what in the world is going on with this?
[Announcer]
The winner of the match.. as a result of a disqualification.. Danny Bouchard!
[The crowd starts to throw junk at the referee.. as he tries to attend to Monica Brant.]
[Biff]
Oh man.. the Lane/Bouchard feud steps up a notch..
[Ed]
Does it ever.. let’s go to some prerecorded comments from Asian Invasion and Ricky Hype, then we’ll have an update on the condition of “The Show”.
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(The scene opens to show Asian Invasion lounging poolside in a plush mountain resort.? The camera goes through several screens of him playing golf, working out, and dancing with the Spice Girls on top of his “The Way It Is” bus.? It then cuts to Asian and Ricky Hype, inside the bus.)
[Asian Invasion]
We’re back, Asian Invasion and Ricky Hype, and Ricky will go down in history today, the day the ultimate She-males title reign comes to an end.
[Ricky Hype]
That’s right ol’ buddy.? Everybody knows that the OWA television ratings have taken a major dive since America and Mrs. Godiva chocolates donned the belts.? The people want to see some action, a little “SHOW” if you will. Let me tell ya Asian, the OWA will be on every network and make Sportcenter every night when I win the TV belt!
[Asian Invasion]
I wish I was dating the commish, then I could get a title shot as soon as I entered the league.? I wish I didn’t have to work for anything like her ugliness.
[Ricky Hype]
Hey, the commish is just dating her because he has a crush on that chick from Frasier.? She’s from over there too ya know.? Hey Asian, you know how some people put down others when in reality they like the other person?? You sure you don’t have a Raging crush going? *big smile*
[Asian Invasion, glaring ]
And.. of.. course…, you also are in that Battle Royal too Ricky, you are the ULTIMATE iron man, aren’t you???
[Ricky Hype]
Iron man? That ain’t nothing compared to your match!? How the heck are you gonna get ready for the X-files match?? You could practice with a blindfold on I guess.
[Asian Invasion]
Well Ricky, when you’re as good a wrestler as I am, you don’t really have to worry about stuff like that.? I don’t care who I’m facing, I just wonder what kind of wuss wouldn’t show there face.? I mean, I’m sure that it’s some LOSER with hopes of beating a true champion like myself, and he didn’t want his friends talking his unfortunate ass out of having to face me, I’m sure you get alot of the same thing Ricky.
[Ricky Hype]
Heck no!? They already know they can’t beat me so they just walk down to the ring and hit my main.. man.. with a chair to get out of wrestling me.? To bad though, she could have been rolling around with a star.? Most babes only get a chance to rip off my cloths as I walk by.? You get alot of chicks trying to rip off your cloths Asian?
[Asian Invasion]
Yeah, luckily here in the OWA, we don’t have lovely woman, so we don’t have to worry about that.? I’m Asian Invasion,
[Ricky Hype]
and I’m Ricky Hype, the REAL TV champion!
[Asian Invasion and Ricky Hype]
And that’s The Way It Is.
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(Biff stands in the middle of the ring)
[Biff]
I would like to welcome a veteran of the squared circle. A one time OWA INN and Tag team champion. Please welcome from Kansas City. MO
[Big Guns by AC/DC blasts thru the arena]
[Biff]
“Pretty Boy” Johnny Stallion
(Johnny walks thru the curtain to an ovation of cheers, slides under the bottom ropes and poses for the crowd until the music dies)
[Biff]
Johnny I would like to welcome you to OWA and would kinda like to know why did you come back.
[Johnny]
Well Biff, my friend I have come back because there are a few people I have unsettled business with.
[Biff]
Like who?
[Johnny]
Well, lets start with, Mr America. You along with your flunkies have been a thorn in my side since back in the OWA and I would like to remove this thorn, by destoying it or just getting rid of it.
[Biff]
But why did you help Virgo & Trinity beat Team America
[Johnny]
Well Biff, that is simple I hate Team America and felt I needed to do something to help someone who hates them more than I do, so I helped the Trinity out.
[Biff]
Does this mean you are joining Trinity??
[Johnny]
Biff, Biff, Biff, did I say I was joining Trinity? I don’t think so.
[Biff]
So what are your imeadiate plans?
[Johnny]
Well right now I want to take care Mr. America or any member of Team America. So fellas keep an eye over your shoulder, for I just might be there. I am outta here! GOOD GAWD!
(Big Guns by AC/DC starts back up, Johnny poses in the ring and then hops over the top rope and heads for the back)
[Ed]
Word from the Boise Hospital is that Ricky Hype has suffered a dislocated shoulder and a minor neck injury as a result of the Cross Face Chicken Wing.?? They’re estimating about a three week recovery period. Let’s go to ringside.
[Ring Announcer]
This match is one fall.. and it is for the Western States Championship.
[Ed and Biff]
What the??
[Announcer]
First.. weighing in at 230 pounds.. hailing from New York City.. this is the challenger.. Asian Invasion!
[The arena goes dark, and the ring announcer is suddenly cut off by the laughing of Asian Invasion, followed by him saying, "That's The Way It Is" and then a Rage Against The Machine song kicks in while Asian comes through the curtain in a plush electric golf cart driven by a rather attractive woman. The arena remains dark, except for the spotlight following Asian into the ring.]
[Announcer]
And his opponent..
[The opening guitar rift from "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC rips through the air as a cheer from the crowd rises in the arena.? The drums kick in as the music fills the air in the arena.? Mr. America steps through the curtain and heads down towards ringside.. ]
[Announcer]
Weighing in at 278 pounds.. this is the Western States Champion.. Mr. America!
[Mr. America walks down to the ring.? He takes off his jacket and gets the house mic from the ring announcer's table.]
[America]
Asian Invasion, long time no see.? It looks like you got your wish for a title shot because *you’re* looking at your ‘mystery’ opponent.
[Mr. America smirks as the crowd cheers.]
[America]
I told everyone I had a suitable person to defend against and after walking away with a clean win, which surprised me even, against Exe.? I decided to be a real nice guy and give you your ten minutes of fame before you faded back into the background which has been the only other constant in career along with your failure.? So, let’s get things straight here. You and Hype are now a team.? I’m real happy for ya.? I’m all choked up inside that I just had to go out and by a “Way It Is” t-shirt because I ran out of toliet paper just the other day and I needed a suitable replacement.? Now, let’s talk about the good ol’ days and remember how things were back then, Asiy.? You see, I came into this fed and I got the attention of everyone.? From what I remember, the Plague ceased to exist and you and I joined forces.? We added Chaos and Fast Fighter to that mix, later on and somehow Trey Vibe was thrown in.? Anyhow, you had a match against Freddy Fever and while he was jackslapping you around with the one hand that wasn’t tied behind his back, it was me that got you that win via interference.? Yeah, I’ve said I gave up the TV title to put the cherade on about the whole Evil Empire.? I’ll admit it to this day.? You won the title the very next week, but wait…how’d you win it??
[Mr. America smirks and leans back.]
[America]
I’ll be damned!? It was *me* that helped *you* again!? So, we went on a merry little way and Fast Fighter was tossed out of the OWA and Evil Empire by me.? After that, the whole Empire fell.? WHy’s that?? Hell, we should’ve just called it Mr. America and let it be that because while you, Vibe, and Chaos were out scouting new jobs as mimes I carried the banner. I left and pretty much it fell apart.? It’s as simple as that and that’s the way it’s always gonna be, Asian.? I *was* the man in that alliance. You were the second rate joke who wanted the spotlight that America’s Perfection was getting.? You had the TV title and I was still more wanted in the ring than you were.? Hell, the only thing that’s changed now is gonna be Hype running down here to try to save you from a humilating defeat and he may accomplish that, but you’ve gotta realize something. You’ve never been able to do anything by yourself, Asian.? Me?? I *was* the Evil Empire and you’re still like all the rest.? You’re jealous of what every American aspires to be because I didn’t let you ride the coattails.? Face it, you’re out-gunned, you’re out-talked, and you’re all around just not the complete package of arrogance that I am.? Asian, I’m done talking and the time’s tickin’ away.? You’re ten minutes are almost up.
[Mr. America drops the mic and tosses it at Asian as he climbs into the ring to keep Asian at bay.]
[Ed]
Mr. America putting the OWA Title on the line again this week..
[Biff]
That guy must not want to keep his title or something.. he keeps putting it on the line every damn week.
[Ed]
I think Mr. America wants to prove he deserves that title and so he’s putting it up against everyone.? And Invasion is a top competitor here in the OWA..
[Biff]
Without a doubt..? America handing the title over to the referee who shows it to Invasion.. who grabs it and nails America in the head with it.. then tosses it out of the ring.. the referee is trying to get Invasion back..
[Ed]
Asian Invasion briefly stepping back and the referee calls for the bell.. and Invasion is right back in there all over America.? This is Invasion’s chance to grab this championship and he’s not letting up on America on bit.
[Biff]
Mr. America hasn’t even gotten his ring jacket off? Asian with a whip and a powerslam.. cover.. one.. kickout by America..? Invasion setting up and nails a double underhook piledriver and Mr. America is in serious trouble here right off the bat.
[Ed]
Invasion drives a knee to the back of America.. again and again..? Invasion setting up for another underhook piledriver, but America with a backdrop.. but Invasion with a sunset flip.. one.. two.. kickout by America..? Asian throws America out of the ring.. he tries to go out after him, but the referee is chewing him out..
[Biff]
Hold on.. here’s Johnny Stallion.. America up and Stallion nails him with a superkick and heads back out of the arena.. the referee turns to count..
[Ed]
The count it up to three.. and America isn’t moving at all..
[Biff]
Asian Invasion needs to stop that count..? and he does.. he goes out of the ring and rolls in America.. referee checking on America and here comes Taleis!!? Taleis nails Invasion and drops him with a Diamond Cutter and he’s outta there..
[Ed]
This match is out of control, Biff..? Referee with a count on Invasion? three.. four.. five.. six.. seven.. he’s not even moving.. nine.. ten.. the ref calls for the bell..
[Announcer]
The winner of the match by countout and STILL OWA Champion.. Mr. America!
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[At the coporate offices of the Crew following the most recent PPV.....Stacks is walking in to her office after working out.]
[Stacks]
Shelly Marks what are you doing in my office, again?
[Shelly]
Well Stacks, you told us a few weeks ago that you would be more active, after you straightened some business deals.? Well you weren’t and rumor has it that the Commish was a little vocal about your participation. After all he is paying you alot of money.
[Stacks]
Shelly, not that is the exact reason why I give most of my interviews to Elaine, at least she beats around the subject for a while. You are correct, the commish did get in touch with me, not for disciplinary reasons, just to see where my head was.? I promise you I am back.?? With that? said let me comment on what happened recently at Deck The Halls.? Ricky Hype and Asian Invasion,? I was unable to convey my thoungts at the Volleyball tournement but I tell you what, each one of you will pay.? At some point and some time, when it counts the most.? But for now I want to try and gain a shot at a belt.? It looks to me as if Ms. Salyards is a worth opponent.? We have never been at it before so I guess she would be a good test to see if I am back.? Consuelo? I extend this chanllenge to you no special stipulations just a good ol’ backyard brawl. I hope that I am up to the challenge.? And Traci, I am on my way back, it has been a long time……Now Shelly I have to ask you to leave I must change I have a flight to the West Coast in and hour and a half…..
[Shelly]
Oh..oh yeah,? Well folks there you have it Stacks Coltraine has promised that she is indeed back, and the champions better beware.
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[The commissioner is conferring with the referee..]
["Bring the Pain" signals the arrival of the Television champion.? Godiva marches down the aisle, slapping hands and smiling.? She's much more pleasant now as she bounces into the ring, rebounding off the ropes.]
[Ring Announcer]
Due to injuries to Ricky Hype in the battle royal, he’ll not be able to participate in the TV Title match.. therefore the commissioner has awarded the match to the champion Godiva Rage.
[Godiva in the ring shaking her head and asking for the microphone.]
[Godiva]
?Oi, you ruddy well think I came all the way out ‘ere in this bleedin’ mess and squeezed meself into this rather uncomfortable get up, right, just so Ricki ‘ype could up and disappear on me?? You really think that’s ‘ow it is, do ya?? Well, it ain’t ‘appenin’ that way at all, right.? No, I refuse to ‘ave it.? Oy, WSWC or wotever, you go backstage right bleedin’ now and you tell somebody that Godiva Rage, the PREMIER Femme demands some flippin’ competition right mothereffin’ now.? Awright?
[Godiva throws down the microphone with a loud din and storms about the ring, waiting.]
[The commissioner confers with the referee and nods to the ring announcer]
[Announcer]
The commissioner has stated that whoever wants to fight Godiva Rage for the TV title to come on out.
[Ed]
A gutsy move by the TV Champion.
[Biff]
I wonder who’ll be the first to accept it.
["Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple blasts over the P.A.]
[Ed]
Well you don’t have to wonder long!
[Fantasia comes down to the ring dressed in black from head to toe.]
[Biff]
Hey, I think she got rid of some of her scar tissue!
[Fantasia climbs into the ring and takes the microphone.]
[Fantasia]
An open challenge huh? I accept!
[With that she blasts the TV Champ with the microphone.]
[Ed]
The bell has rung and Fantasia going to work on the TV Champion Godiva Rage.. in this impromptu match.. Godiva begging off a bit.. but nails Fantasia with a shot to the stomach and another and Fantasia backs up..
[Biff]
Godiva up and nails Fantasia with a belly to belly suplex.. and Godiva running her hands all over Fantasia.. seems like the old Godiva is back.. she pulls up Fantasia and nails her with a running forearm smash.. and goes for.. what could be a cover.. one.. t.. kickout by Fantasia..
[Ed]
Rage is up and throws Fantasia to the floor.. Godiva goes out after her and runs the head of Fantasia into the guardrailing.. and Fantasia is busted wide open now..
[Biff]
Big surprise there.. Fantasia drives an elbow to the gut of Rage and whips her into the ring apron.. Fantasia sets up and nails a suplex on the floor.. and Godiva holding her back now.. Fantasia up and rolls Godiva back into the ring..
[Ed]
Fantasia to the top rope and dives off with a splash.. one.. two.. kickout by Rage.. Fantasia with a whip? Godiva with a leap frog and come off with a clothesline and both are down..? Referee starts his double count.. one.. two.. three.. four.. Rage slowly getting to her feet.. as the referee stops his count..
[Biff]
Rage pulling up Fantasia and setting up.. gutwrench into a HOTSHOT!? This one is over.. cover.. one.. two.. thre.. KICKOUT!? Fantasia with a kickout.. Godiva pulling up Fantasia and goes for another gutwrench.. but Fantasia with an awfully low shot..
[Ed]
Fantasia with the Northern Light’s Suplex!!? One.. two.. thre.. KICKOUT by Rage!!? This one is very physical!!?? Fantasia with a with a whip.. and a duck.. Rage with a sunset flip.. but Fantasia drops down and hooks the legs!!!? One.. two.. three!!!!?
[Biff]
We have a new TV Champion!!!
[Announcer]
Winner of the match, in 17:18 and NEW Western States TV Champion.. Fantasia!!!
[Ed]
Hopefully we’ll have word from the new Champion next week on the Gospel Truth.. for the whole OWA crew.. I’m Ed Bagel and we’ll see you next week!