Mr. America vs. Executioner
(The camera shot is high above Chicago, A OWA helicopter is following a lone silhouette as it walks down the street. The new thermal imaging camera is working and the camera continues to follow the silhouette. The figure stops and looks and gives the camera the …….Oops this is a family show…The next scene takes place inside a small pub in the middle of downtown Chicago. Elaine Bryant and Stacks Coltrain are sitting down for some libation)
[Elaine]
Stacks now you know better than to give those types of gestures to a television camera.. hahahha
[Stacks]
Look Elaine, I have been working very hard trying to keep The Crew a financially viable entity. I have to have some sort of fun. Hell it definitely is not happening in the OWA.
[Elaine]
Oh. I knew this was coming. So since you brought up the OWA, what do you plan on doing?
[Stacks]
Well Elaine, you know I really don’t talk much in this here fed, but I feel it’s time that The Crew reestablishes itself within this fed. I have instructed Monty to insure that this happens. Other than that I am just a lonely girl looking for a match or two to keep me busy.
[Elaine]
Lonely, Ha…Does the name Wesley Snipes ring a bell….
[Stacks]
Not that kind of lonely. Bored is a better word. You know since I have been quite a lot of things have happened. It seems as if a whole lot of Queen B’s have come out of the wood work. Fantasia and Godiva come to mind. Answer me this, how the hell did Godiva Rage get a title shot in 2 weeks. My god. It takes The Crew months if not years to get any type of shot.
[Elaine]
Executioner has one this week…..
[Stacks]
I know, but I think that is why girls like me and Traci are attracted to a man like that. Hell he gives his all and goes out and challenges everyone, something most champions…heck most wrestlers should admire. I just want one match to start, Anyone anywhere. That’s all and besides I still have a few presents to give to some of these riff raffs in the league. Mr. Commish, please issue an open card challenge to all wrestlers in the OWA. That is the only way to get this done….Hell where are those damn beers…..HEY BAR KEEP WHERE THE HELL IS THE GUINESS? WE AIN’T WAITING ALLL DAMN NIGHT………
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[Elaine]
Stacks Coltrain is bored and looking for a little excitement.. She may yet get a shot at the WFW Women’s title during Endurance’s Evil Challenge..
[Shelly]
I’m Shelly Marks, along with Elaine Bryant and this is the OWA’s Gospel Truth. We’re counting the weeks until the OWA, in association with the WFW presents it’s first ever 2-day wrestling extravaganza known as Endurance’s Evil Challenge..
[Elaine]
I’m actually very excited about this event.. as not only will wrestlers from the OWA be taking a part, but we have had inquiries from several other federations as well.. and we should be seeing the talent lining up.
[Shelly]
We’re topping off tonight’s Gospel Truth with a OWA Title defense.. the first for Mr. America since winning the championship at Deck The Halls.. let’s hear from his challenger.. Executioner.
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[Executioner]
Well well, what a surprise this is… I would have never guessed that you would give me a title shot America..? I figured you would be ducking all the good talent in the OWA. Well for once you have proven me wrong, maybe your not the coward I thought you were America, I may even have to thank you for giving me this opportunity one day..?? Nahh… your still an arrogant S.O.B and I plan on taking full advantage of your arrogance in this match, I hope that you have fully recovered from your match with Traci Lane, cause you are gonna need your best to beat me…
Unless of course you are like the rest of the cowards in the OWA and have someone waiting to jump me from behind and interfere in the match so you can win..?? It does seem to be a favorite pastime around here lately, but you know what if that’s what it takes for most of these LOSERS around here to beat me then so be it. But I would prefer a 2 on 1 instead, at least that way I get the beating face to face. Good luck America, and lets keep this clean or I promise you , that you will pay..
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[Elaine]
Executioner ready for his shot at the OWA Title..
[Shelly]
We’re waiting with baited breath for next week’s Primal Rage.. as one more member of the OWA will enter the WFW tournament.. let’s hear from one of those competitors.. this is Mariko.
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[A flash from Mariko after a serious workout with two males wrestlers; sweating and breathless.]
“So I am to participate in this Royal Rumble with some “worthy opponents”. The only one is Traci Lane, a great champion, so we shall have a good match between us Femmes. Now let us see if these others are truly worthy opponents; Adam Sanchez, who is this person? What has he done to merit getting in the ring with me? And who is Ricky Hype, just a lot of noise who thinks he can wrestle; Shogun, a big disappointment to me, he will be the first to go; Pretty Boy Monty, I beat him badly last year and he still thinks he can beat me; Miguel Thunder, true thunder: all noise and no action! Godiva Rage is a very good wrestler, but she believes she’s the best; HAH, she isn’t close to being the best; She will soon see what the best will do to her! This is what Mariko will face in the Royal Rumble and will destroy! Sayonara.
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[Shelly]
Something seems to have sparked in Mariko..
[Elaine]
She sounds really overconfident.. and that’s not usually like her.. but if anyone can win this Royal Rumble, it’ll be Mariko. She has all the skills.. of course, that’s if she can get through fellow Femme and former OWA Champion, Traci Lane.
[Shelly]
Last week, Fantasia beat the odds and advanced to the WFW Women’s Tournament at Endurance’s Evil Challenge.. this woman has a ton of potential.. let’s go to ringside and see her in action.
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[Ring Announcer]
The following match is set for one fall.
["Loser" by Beck blasts over the PA system.]
[Ring Announcer]
Introducing first from Memphis, Tennessee weighing in at 216 pounds- The Yellowjacket!!
[A guy in a yellow mask makes his way to ringside.]
[Ed]
The Yellowjacket makes his debut tonight.
[Biff]
Who will he take on? Let’s find out.
[The music changes to "Come Out & Play" by Offspring.]
[Ring Announcer]
From Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.. weighing in at 176 pounds- Fantasia!
[Fantasia comes down to the ring wearing a long leather jacket.]
[Biff]
You know, when Fantasia first came into the federation, she looked really hot. But now, Gee she’s got as much scar tissue on that forehead as Abdullah the Butcher!
[Ed]
I’ll be sure to let her know you said that.
[Biff]
Oh God no, she’d beat the tar outta me!
[Ed]
Speaking of beatings, Yellowjacket just jumped Fantasia and floored her with a flying forearm. That move of course made famous by the Arribia Man, Tito Santana.
[Biff]
Yellowjacket covers the Abdullah wanna-be. Referee counts one, kickout. You gotta hook that leg, Yellowjacket!
[Ed]
Who are you, Mr. Fuji?
[Biff]
Well you can’t get much worse than him!
[Ed]
Fantasia decks Yellowjacket with an elbow to the head, another, and drops him with a lariat. Last week Fantasia won the big battle royal, Biff.
[Biff]
I know Ed but she did something even more amazing.
[Ed]
What’s that?
[Biff]
She went through an entire match without bleeding!
[Ed]
That may have been a first.
[Biff]
Meanwhile back in the ring, Fantasia gets Yellowjacket into the corner and nails him with several shots to the abdomen. Referee Roger DeFurio warning Fantasia now…no wait, he’s asking her out again!
[Ed]
Man these referees really need a social life. Fantasia goes for a double underhook suplex, but Yellowjacket reverses with a backdrop over the top rope!
[Biff]
Yellowjacket climbs outside and whips Fantasia into the guard rail. He does it again. Referee count is up to six. Yellowjacket back inside now.
[Ed]
But not for long as Yellowjacket dives out with a plancha!
[Biff]
I like that word plancha. It’s a fun word to say.
[Ed]
Gee thanks for sharing, Biff.
[Biff]
Anytime.
[Ed]
Yellowjacket taunting the fans, Fantasia comes up from behind and dropkicks him into the ringpost! Yellowjacket goes down in a heap.
[Biff]
How do you spell heap anyway?
[Ed]
I’m not sure.
[Biff]
Obviously.
[Ed]
Yellowjacket makes it to his feet and, yes, he’s been busted open.
[Biff]
You know the blood on his yellow mask kinds reminds me of when you have ketchup and mustard on your plate and it all kinda gets messed into one glob, ya know?
[Ed]
Gordon Solie you’re not. Fantasia tosses Yellowjacket back inside. She plants him with a DDT and goes up to the top rope.
[Biff]
Down she comes with a flying elbowdrop. She picks him up.
[Ed]
She’s going for the Fan-Plex.
[Biff]
You mean the Northern Light’s Suplex.
[Ed]
Whatever. She’s got him down!
[Biff]
Referee Roger DeFurio counts one, two, three! The female Tommy Dreamer wins another one.
[Ring Announcer]
In a time of 7:19 your winner- Fantasia!
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[Elaine]
Fantasia stepping in the mix during Endurance’s Evil Challenge with 15 of the best female wrestlers in the world to vie for a shot at the WFW Women’s World Title..
[Shelly]
A number of females in the OWA are not as impressed with the gender splitting that WFW has decided to do with their tournament?
[Elaine]
We have some harsh comments from “Mistress” Monica Brant..
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(”Mistress” Monica Brant sits in front of a lab-top computer in what looks like a corporate board room. She’s dressed in a conservative business suit and has a look of concentration on her face. She appears to have not noticed the camera. With stealth skills previously undemonstrated by OWA camerapeople, the view slowly shifts until it’s coming up from behind Monica. We get a quick glance at the Tetris blocks moving on the lab-top screen before Monica notices what’s going on.)
Monica:
HEY!! (She shuts the top of the computer.) Even pro-wrestlers deserve a little privacy. (The camera backs off, and she opens the computer again. Her Tetris game has shut down.) Damn, lucky for you I was loosing.
(She turns and faces the camera, still looking serious.)
Monica:
Just a few words for the folks at home, then I’ll be going back to work. First, let me address the new development in the WFW tournament. Not surprisingly, I’m ticked right off.
(She stands and starts to pace, speaking as she goes.)
Monica:
The fact that we’ve let the WFW dictate terms to us does not make me happy. True, the WFW championships are their belts. They can make whatever decisions they want. But, Endurance Evil Challenge is a OWA event, always has been. To change its format, to split the genders in a mixed gender fed, is knuckling under. I have fought, the Femmes have fought, to gain respect here for years. And now, that’s all been undermined.
I will not be taking part in the EEC tournament because I was eliminated from the battle royal last week. Fine, I can’t change that. But let me say this. Whoever does win that WFW women’s belt, better damned well treat it with pride. Because there’s a whole lot of women here, myself included, that’ll be on your case if it turns into a token belt. That belt will be a prize to be fought for, mark my words.
(Monica stops, lets out a breath, and sits back down.)
Monica:
Now that that’s over, let’s look at the homefront. It seems I’m the number 1 contender to the OWA championship. You know what that means, don’t you, America? It means we get to dance again in the ring, this time for a lot more than bragging rights. (She smiles, and an evil glint appears in her eye.) You may be friends with Traci, big guy, but you are not now nor ever been nor ever will be a friend of mine. So better wear some thick tights, boy. You’re about to get a butt whooping the likes of which you’ve never had before.
(Monica looks down at herself for a moment.)
That belt would go perfect with this outfit, don’t you agree, America?
(In one sudden movement, Monica stands and picks up her computer.)
Monica:
That’s it for now, kiddies. Enjoy the rest of the show.
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[Shelly]
Monica Brant is going after Mr. America and his OWA Title at Endurance’s Evil Challenge..
[Elaine]
I’d probably compare Brant to WCW’s Lex Luger. Never quite reaching the pinnacle that she more than deserves.. it’s always just out of reach.
[Shelly]
She’ll get her chance at EEC.. let’s hear from the OWA Champion.. Mr. America..
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[Mr. America is back in the locker room area.]
[America]
I don’t have a lot to say today so be thankful for that.
[Mr. America smirks.]
[America]
It’s your turn Executioner. It’s time to see if you still have what it takes that made you the champion when I first stepped foot into the OWA. You gave me attention, and I’m returning the favor. After your swept under the rug, we’ll find out who has a title shot next week.
[the screen fades out.]
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[Elaine]
Mr. America is throwing out title shots like they’re candy.. rumor has it he’ll be at Primal Rage next week and will be granting someone a title shot..
[Shelly]
That’ll be very interesting indeed? tossing out shots like that and America is soon to be the ex-OWA Champion..
[Elaine]
He’s a very confident individual.. and so far, he’s backed up all of his words.. Let’s hear from someone who’ll be competing in next week’s Royal Rumble.. here’s Pretty Boy Monty..
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(At The Crew’s mansion Pretty Boy Monty is relaxing in front of a large fire and sipping on a nice glass of fine brandy. Dressed in a very expensive silk robe Monty waves the OWA camera crew in….)
[Monty]
I know, I know everyone is a little surprised to hear from the Pretty One two weeks in a row. I told you I was going to be involve myself a little bit more(Walking towards the trophy room)
As you can see this is the best room in the house. Here is where we keep all of the awards and trophy’s won by The Crew. Funny thing is even with all of these awards and accolades we as an organization are not satisfied with what we have. I have been doing some research and I have noticed that the current OWA rankings are a joke. In the top ten you have Taleis, Davey Scott, Asian Invasion and Ricky Hype. Oh and lets not mention the reigning TV champ Godiva Rage. It makes you wonder if there is a fix on in the league. Lets hear them whine and talk about their records. Each one has been padded against jobbers and when they do wrestle a quality opponent they lose.
(The camera pans the room…5 World Championship Belts, 4 TV title belts, 2 Intercontinental Belts, 1 trio tag belts, Numerous PPV trophies, citizenship awards, 3 Golden Globe awards, 1 Oscar, 6 People’s Choice awards, 2 Grammy awards etc…..)
As you can see The Crew does have the ability to judge those mentioned earlier. Only one other Stable in the History of this Fed can stand up against our credentials. All the others are a joke. What does it take to get a match signed around here. I have issued an open contract no one responds. It must be true that people are “running” from this organization. Not matter time will tell.
One other issue I must address before the camera crew leaves. “Pretty Boy” Johnny Stallion, let me explain something to you. There is only one Pretty Boy in this here fed, (Points to a wall with numerous photo’s) You see that,(Pictures of Monty with various world leaders, celebs, other wrestlers) That is the Pretty One. Those people took pictures with me, not you. They wanted what I have, some good looks. Take it from me chump Drop the moniker before you get hurt. That little feud between the two enforcers is nothing compared to what will happen to you. Oh yeah. Congrats Mr. America, I knew you had it in you. But watch out Traci is a mean somebody when you got the belt.
(fade to black)
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[Shelly]
Looks like the Crew is back in form.. but can they regain the notoriety that they once held? Only time will tell.. the WFW Men’s title would be a nice push for Monty and the Crew if one of them were to take it..
[Elaine]
Of course, with the likes or Mariko and Traci Lane in the Royal Rumble.. it’ll be an awfully hard task. I can imagine that Traci Lane will want to get her hands back on Mr. America.. friends or not.. that title was wrongfully handed to Mr. America due to actions from Danny Bouchard.
[Shelly]
Well.. next week, Monica Brant gets her hands on Danny Bouchard.. both stars are on the rise.. it’ll be in interesting contest at Primal Rage. Also slated for next week’s Primal Rage, Asian Invasion against a mystery opponent.. and Ricky Hype gets his rematch for the OWA TV Title, in a strap match against champion, Godiva Rage. Let’s hear from the OWA’s ‘Golden Pair’.
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[The scene opens to show Asian Invasion lounging poolside in a plush mountain resort. The camera goes through several screens of him playing golf, working out, and dancing with the Spice Girls on top of his "The Way It Is" bus. It then cuts to Asian and Ricky the "SHOW" Hype, inside the bus.]
[Asian Invasion]
Well hello and welcome again to The Way It Is. I’m here today with our new co-host, Ricky “The Show” Hype, here to bring the truth in OWA Wrestling. Ricky, now that we are the new HOT thing in the OWA, don’t you think that it’s about time that we take care of some of the dirty trash here in the league.
[Ricky Hype]
There’s gonna be a lot of cleaning up soon Asian! I especially can’t wait to see Traci Lane, or Monica Brant show Danny Bouchard what a real fight is like. Yeah, we won’t have to worry about the censors being over worked after those babes get a hold of him! *ha ha* And trash? That’s to good for some of these so-called wrestlers. At least trash has some color, and sometimes even something flashy hidden in it. What we need in the OWA is a veterinarian, cause most of these so-called wrestlers are about as exciting as a fur ball from my cat! *ha ha ha*
[Asian Invasion]
Mr. America, OWA World Chump, and former follower of Asian Invasion. America, when I had you give up your TV Title shot, so that I could win the title, how did that feel, being MY side-kick and all??? I was just wondering. Well, now I’ve found someone to replace your sorry tag along ass America. There’s one major advantage of having Ricky Hype with me too, he’s not a follower like you are, he’s a real wrestler America.
Now, onto God-Ugly. What kind of champion is this foreign slop??? After that match with Ricky on Primal Rage, she has a lot of explaining to do, of course since no one can understand a damn word she says, she can’t really do ANY explaining either.
[Ricky Hype]
She said a mouthful Asian. She said she’s afraid to take on the “SHOW”. She knows her belt is mine for the taking, if and when she ever really shows up to wrestle. Yep, soon as I relieve the belt from her the TV ratings will sky rocket!! And, THAT’S! the way it is!!!
[Asian Invasion]
And remember, just because I’m not at ringside, doesn’t mean that I’m not in the arena. Try of those cheap moves again out there Ugly, and I’ll be in that ring so fast, you’ll wish that you were back in the old country.
[Ricky Hype]
That’s right! And after I take care of God-awful, Asian and I will be looking for that veterinarian so we can tack care of the rest of the OWA fur balls!
[Ricky Hype and Asian Invasion)
And that's The Way It Is!!
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[Elaine]
Ricky Hype confident that he’ll be walking out of Primal Rage next week as the OWA TV Champion.. and don’t forget he’ll be part of that big Battle Royal as well.. so he would also be walking out as one of the contenders for the WFW Men’s World Title.
[Shelly]
He’s got a lot of enemies in that contest.. Executioner, Monty and Shogun are all going to be gunning for him..
[Elaine]
It’s time for our feature match this week on the Gospel Truth.. let’s go down to ringside..
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[The arena lights dim as Motor City Madhouse by Ted Nugent blares over the arena p.a., as the lights start to return to normal The Executioner steps through the curtains and walks towards the ring, slapping hands with the fans.. when he suddenly drops and covers his head with his arms.. he looks back nervously.. and walks backwards the rest of the way to the ring?]
[Ed]
Welcome back to ringside.. Executioner acting a little paranoid as of late?
[Biff]
You can hardly blame the guy.. he’s been cheap-shotted more than his share as of late..
[The opening guitar rift from "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC rips through the air as a cheer from the crowd rises in the arena. The drums kick in as the music fills the air in the arena. Mr. America steps through the curtain and heads down towards ringside.. ]
[Ed]
Here comes the new OWA Champion.. this is his first title defense since winning the title at Deck The Halls..
[Biff]
He should be sharing that title with Danny Bouchard.. they can sit and have a beer and stare at their title..
[Ed]
Executioner taking the far side of the ring.. he seems to want to keep his back away from the entrance to ringside. There’s a lock up.. Executioner pushes America into the ropes.. America with a shoulderblock and Executioner goes down..
[Biff]
Executioner to his feet.. they lock up again.. arm drag by Executioner.. and a clothesline.. and another by Executioner.. he looks to the curtain cautiously.. He goes for the pin, but referee doesn’t even get to count as America kicks out.
[Ed]
Executioner off the ropes, America with a hotshot.. dragon suplex by the Champion.. one.. two.. kickout by Executioner.. America off the ropes? tries for a running forearm smash, but Executioner ducks and nails him with a German suplex..
[Biff]
Northern Lights suplex by Executioner.. one.. two.. kickout by America.. Executioner off the ropes, by Mr. America hiptosses him out of the ring.. Executioner climbs back into the ring, but America nails him with a kick..
[Ed]
America with a clawhold, but Executioner right on the ropes.. referee calls for the break.. Executioner drives a shoulder to the midsection of America.. and then nails a DDT!
[Biff]
Executioner applies the Cross Face Chicken Wing!! He’s got it locked in.. Mr. America is reaching for the ropes.. can he make it?. they are /right/ there.. and finally he grabs the bottom rope and the referee calls for the break..
[Ed]
Executioner’s not too happy about that.. he pulls up America.. goes for a scoop slam.. no! Small package by Mr. America.. one.. two.. three!!! He’s got it!
[Announcer]
Winner of the match in 11:20.. and STILL OWA Champion.. Mr. America!
[Ed]
America takes his title and heads up the aisle.. we’re completely out of time for this Gospel Truth.. we’ll be back next week for a LIVE Primal Rage! For the whole OWA Crew.. we’ll see you next week.