Post ‘Deck The Halls’ show with Godiva Rage vs. Ricky Hype
(It’s backstage after Deck the Halls; a few grips and arena personnel wander back and forth down the corridor, carrying cables, tools, and similar equipment.? With the sound of a wrecking ball, the door to the infirmary slams open, and out lunges Traci Lane, a slightly bloody bandage encircling her head.? A pair of white-smocked attendants try to restrain her by her arms, but she slings them flying backwards.)
[Traci]
BOUCHARD!!!? WHERE’S BOUCHARD?!?
(She staggers out into the corridor, looking left and right, then leans weakly against the wall, her hand on her head.? Noticing the camera, she turns and brings her face very close to it.)
[Traci]
Bouchard…you disgusting, vomitous little pseudo-French worm…you were just fine when you knew your place, acting the part of the OWA’s comic relief.? But getting involved in MY match…costing me MY title…(She shakes her head, and dons a dangerous smile.)…I don’t care if you were drunk.? I don’t care if you were out of your mind.? None of it matters.? All that matters is that I’m going to grab that [CENSORED] chair you HIT me with and [CENSORED] RAM it straight where the [CENSORED] sun doesn’t [CENSORED] shine, you [CENSORED] BOURGEOIS LITTLE [CENSORED]!!!? YOUR [CENSORD] ASS IS MINE!!!
(She slams her forehead into the camera, and the picture dissolves into snow….)
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[The? Primal Rage opening sequence plays, showing a couple of dinosaurs in wrestling tights going at it.. as the shot pans out, we see them in the ring, and a large gathering of cavemen in the ?audience?.? The Shot continues to pan until the golden red sky it all we see and the stone lettering "Primal Rage" appears.? The sequence shatters as we are taken to a packed house with fireworks and pyrotechnics.]
[Ed]
Happy New Year and welcome to Primal Rage.? We?re hot on the heels of an incredible pay per view.. and Deck The Halls is history.. we come in with a new champion and a lot of interesting developments.? Comments from Traci Lane right at the top of the show.. she is..
[Biff]
PISSED!? Of course, you can?t blame Danny Bouchard if?
[Ed]
What?s going on here? Shelly Marks is in the ring..
[Shelly]
?At this time, I’d like to welcome… well… I’d like to… here’s Danny Bouchard.
(The instrumental O Canada kicks in, and Danny Bouchard strolls casually down to the ring, a six-pack of beer under his arm.? The boos erupt.? He stops halfway down to trade insults with a heavyset middle-aged woman.? Large parts of the conversation are bleeped out before Danny turns away disgustedly and heads into the ring.)
[Bouchard]
?Eh, I tell ya what, they’s some damn [CENSORED] ugly people out there tonight.? What, someone raid the dog pound?
[Shelly]
?Danny… first of all, I hardly think this is the time or place for you to be carrying around and drinking beer.
[Bouchard]
?Eh, I don’t trust none of them guys backstage.? Them [CENSORED] women might try and get at it… you never know ’round here.
(Danny opens a beer.? There is a slight cheer in the crowd, the first since Danny came out.)
[Shelly]
?Well, on the topic of beer… it seems that although you were pretty busy at Deck the Halls, you had time for quite a few beers.? In fact, your judgement seemed to be impaired, because you decided to go out during the Western States title match between Traci Lane and Mr. America.? And then you decided to interfere in that match, but if we look at the footage…
(Footage is run of Danny hitting Traci Lane…)
[Shelly]
… it would appear you were drunk, and missed your intended target–
[Bouchard]
?Hey!? I tell you one thing, I’m no [CENSORED] drunk!? If there was one thing the Bouchard family was known for before I came along, it was a high tolerance for alcohol.? I was just fine.? If I hit Traci Lane, i’s because I MEANT to hit Traci Lane, you got that?
[Shelly]
?But why would you want to hit Traci Lane?
[Bouchard]
?Eh, you know… she was beatin’ up Mr. America pretty [CENSORED] bad there, you know?? I didn’t want him beat up so much he’d have to retire or nothin’, you know?
[Shelly]
?I don’t understand, Mr. Bouchard.? Why…
[Bouchard]
?Eh, _I_ wanna be the one that beats Mr. America into a bloody pathetic pulp, you know?
[Shelly]
? So, you’re target IS Mr. America?? I have to say, Danny, that your actions as of late have been confusing.? You return to action by verbally assaulting Traci Lane, then you attack Traci Lane, and now you say you did it so she wouldn’t hurt Mr. America, who was your target all along?? Some kind of throw-off?? Do you assume Mr. America would be an easier opponent to defeat than Traci Lane?
(Danny pauses to think.? He tosses the beer can, which he has been emptying during the interview, behind him into the crowd.? Some garbage is beginning to fly.)
[Bouchard]
?Uh… yeah.? Yeah, damn straight!? I tell you what, Danny Bouchard knows what the [CENSORED] he’s doing!? We all know Traci Lane deserved the belt about as much as my grandmother, so, uh, I did everyone a favour and got the belt away from her the first chance I could, and, uh… eh, America!? You don’t need that belt either, you know?? I tell you what, if there’s one thing I hate more than a [CENSORED] anglophone, it’s a [CENSORED] anglophone with his country in his name!
(An empty beer cup hits Danny.)
[Bouchard]
?HEY!? [CENSORED]!? You should have some of these [CENSORED]s thrown out, you know?? America, I showed everyone what I can do when I don’t give half a damn and I ain’t had more than a beer at Deck The Halls when I blew off that stupid [CENSORED] Fantasia.? It took everything you had against that no-talent Traci Lane, and you needed ME to win the title!? I see you weren’t to hasty to take a tainted win, eh?? HAHAHA!? I tell you what, Mr. America, I give you some time to hang around with your belt, and see if you can make some friends with that or something.? But you know what, I’m gonna be ’round soon, and tonight I think I’m gonna give you a taste of what you’re gonna get when I decide it’s my turn to get the belt, you know?? HAHAHA!? I’m out of here!
(Danny spins around, slides out of the ring, and opens another beer as he walks back to the locker rooms, yelling at fans as he goes.? Shelly is left to dodge the occasional piece of garbage that went into the ring instead of following Danny.)
[Shelly]
?Uh, ladies and gentlemen… Danny Bouchard… ick…
[Ed]
You know.. I have to think that Danny Bouchard had no idea what he was doing out there..
[Biff]
I bet that?s just what he wants you to think..
[Ed]
We have more post-PPV comments to get out of the way before we head to ringside, so let?s get those out of the way.? We?ll be right back.
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(At an all star volleyball tournament, The Crew is about to finish up with the latest opponents to face them a team of Dallas Cowboy players.)
[Monty]
Alright now folks lets put this away.? Hey Emmitt I can see why you folks are home for the playoffs.? Hahahahaha
[Shogun]
Hahahahhaha,? Yeah look here, You know I?m about to get the ball again,? 15 kills and counting,? Hey Leon here comes another one.
(The Cowboys and The Crew laugh as Executioner serves,)
[Announcer]
Well folks here we are, game point.? We have the serve by Executioner,? We can see that he FINALLY gave up his jump serve. It’s bumped by Darren Woodson,? it up in the air, not a good pass at all, I think he should stick with defense.? Its run down by Stepfret Williams who manages to get a perfect set,? Its up and…….SPIKED…..by Leon Lett, Stacks Coltrain with a perfect dig,? Set by Monty towards Shogun, This is it folks game point and on to the Championship to meet the Dallas Cheerleaders,? Shogun he’s up, his arm is cocked,? Lett and Coakley with the block, but its…its a…..dink,? Crew Wins, Crew wins… (The Crew is up and about celebrating the Cowboys laugh, its typical of the year they have had.? The teams shake hands and hugs all around.? Monty is walking towards his fans when a camera crew stops him)
[Monty]
(laughing and signing autographs..)? Well, well a camera crew its amazing…Probably wondering what I think about the most recent PPV.? Well I’ll tell you something.? Ricky Hype what a damn joke.? Comes into the league beats up on a few jobbers and all of a sudden thinks he is the toast of the league.? Hell I have more respect for Danny Bouchard, someone who has accomplished something in this league, than I do for some punk like Danny.? Who has he beat.? Davey Scott.? Please.? Both of these jokes can’t carry Trey Vibe’s jock strap.? Ooooh Ricky,? hype,? Believe me you will pay for what you have done to a Member of the Crew.? We have rid this federation of much trash.? The Evil Empire, The Plague, MP Inc, Chaos, Trey Vibe, The Elite, Shocker, and so forth.? Son you are f[beep]g with the big boys now.? Oh I have been quite as of late.? But that is going to end.? I want what is mine, The World Championship Belt.? So I will start my climb now,? Miguel Thunder you are above me in the rankings I guess we finally get to dance,? This challenge is for you.? Little Ricky soon, very soon(turns and begins signing so more autographs).
[Shogun]
(Grabs the camera and faces it towards himself)? Asian and Ricky Hype.?? Lets see who laughs last,? There was no honor in what you did, Asian I do not no why nor have I figured out why you consistently want to involve yourself with Crew business, you obviously have not learned you lesson yet.?? But That is ok.? You will.(Pushes the camera away and joins the autograph session)
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[back stage in the locker room Ricky the "SHOW" Hype is relaxing in a big lazy-boy and watching Micheal Flatley in Riverdance]
[Ricky Hype]
Man, I dig the Flat man!? He doesn’t go for that laid back old fashioned Irish dancing.? See how he puts his own signature on the moves.? Man, that’s awesome! He just keeps going and going, sorta like the Energizer Bunny? *lol*
[Asian Invasion, walking in]
The Energizer?? That’s right Ricky, you’re gonna have to keep going after that God-awful Rage chick!? I know man!? She can’t keep going like you can. The “SHOW” goes on!
[Ricky Hype]
Your right Asian!? No way she can handle the Hype!? I can feel the Hyper Drive warming up right now!? And you know what Asian?? I’ve got something else on my side.
[Asian Invasion]
What’s that Rick?
[Ricky Hype, spinning an tossing Asian the Fate Pipe] I got you babe!
[scene fades to enormous laughter]
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(The view opens on a back alley, lined with crates and strewn with bottles and papers.? A cat picks its way through the refuse at the top of a trash can near a closed door.? The animal perks up and darts away at the sound of footsteps, coming from around a corner; walking into view is a trio of men, clad in jeans, vests, leather, chains, and other gang accouterment.? They stride down the alley, toward the viewer, until stopping about twenty feet distant.? Moments later, A woman moves from behind the camera to the foreground.? She’s clad in a black tank top and matching jeans, with knee- high cycle boots and fingerless gloves.? Her thick blonde hair cascades down over her muscular shoulders.)
[Rachel Ryan]
You idiots ready?
[Ace]
Whaddaya mean?? You said there was three of ya!
[Scar]
Yeah.? Where’s your posse?
[Rachel]
I’m the posse.
[8-Ball]
Yeah, right.? More like the p*ssy.? (They laugh.)
[Rachel]
Is that so?? (She smiles, and puts her hands on her hips.)? If that’s the case, then I guess you boy?s like to come get you some.
[Ace]
I’m down with that.?
(They smirk and start toward her, hands extended.? Ace lunges, and Rachel knees him in the gut on the way by, bowling him over and sending him down.? She ducks a punch from 8-Ball, then clubs him in the back of the head.? Scar grabs her from behind, pinning her arms to her sides, but she easily breaks free, slides her arm under his, and hiptosses him down.)
[Rachel]
Come on, losers!? That the best you got?
(Angry, the men launch to their feet and charge.? Scar and 8-Ball wade in, managing to secure her arms and pin her against the wall, and Ace arrives to land a few shots to her midsection.? He rears back for another when her booted foot lashes up and catches him under the jaw, sending him flying backwards.? She rips her arms down and out of their grasp, yanks their heads in close, and drops to deliver a stunner to both of them.? She grabs 8-Ball, hoists him overhead, then tosses him down on Scar.? The men lay motionless, and she goes to Ace, pulling him up by his collar.)
[Rachel]
Come on, big boy!? Let’s see whatcha got!
(Ace lands his big right fist to her jaw, backing her up, then follows it up with a left hook.? She ducks the next blow, then starts hitting him with precise jabs to the face and body, peppering him with short, hard strikes that pin him to the wall.? Blood flies from his mouth as his head snaps back and forth.? She stops as he crumples to his knees, all but unconscious.? Shaking the pain from her knuckles, she says,)
[Rachel]
Nice tussle, boys.? Better than what I usually get, anyway.? (She pulls a business card from her pocket, and tosses it to his feet.)? Gimme a ring sometime.? We’ll go for brews or somethin’.
(Rachel turns and walks up to the camera.)
[Rachel]
Sanchez, I gotta hand it to ya.? You gave me one helluva fight.? I didn’t think you had it in ya, but I was wrong.? That’s great!? There ain’t a thing I like better than a good scrap, and you gave me that in spades.? I’m lookin’ forward to mixin’ it up again, whenever you got the guts.
But I’ve had an idea.? It may be crazy, but maybe there’s room for two Enforcers in the OWA.? Maybe there’s even some sense in joinin’ up.? I figure if I’ve got somebody as tough as me taggin’ up, then there’s all kinda trouble ta get into — and I *like* trouble.? So think about it, Hoss, and gimme a ring sometime.
(She shakes out the fingers of her left fist, and walks away as the view fades….) =========== {A cameraman walks down the hallway of locker rooms, following the sound of laughing and cheering. The camera stops, and faces the door, which reads ‘TRINITY’ on it. A hand knocks on the door, and it is opened by Mortis.}
Mortis: “Hey guys! Look! New cameramen!”
Pagan: “Obviously they haven?t seen how The Living Dead handle cameramen. Bring it in.”
{The camera moves inside, showing a party going on.}
Virgo: “Haha! Trinity did it! We told you all that we would do it, and we did it! Traci Lane…eliminated. The Giant….eliminated! Salyards…eliminated! Mr America….”
Trinity: “Eliminated!”
Sandman: “I gotta hand it to you, Rigor. You sure pulled through.”
Rigor: “Yeah, well, it takes more then 5 on 5 to keep the Living Dead down.”
Virgo: “Heh, I loved the fact Taleis lasted a whole…what? 25 seconds?”
Pagan: “Yeah. But you know what they are all going to say about the match, don?t you?”
Mortis: “And we care….because? Trinity always works on chaos. Chaos means you never know what will happen, and that’s exactly what we proved. Did you see the look on America’s face when Johnny Stallion showed up?”
Virgo: “Priceless! We should take this opportunity to thank Mr Stallion for his part in all this. It was very nice work on your part.”
Sandman: “Ok, so what now?”
Virgo: “Now, you guys go back to the SWF with Equalizer, and we finish our reign of terror there. Me, I stay here and take care of some unfinished business.”
Pagan: “Don’t you have unfinished business back home?”
Virgo: “Yeah. But here, I have to deal with a handful of people.”
Mortis: “Are they on The List?”
Virgo: “For this fed, yes. Let’s see….we got Davey Scott up there, we got The Show Ricky Hype up there….and I ain?t quite done with The Black Widow just yet.”
Mortis: “Man, you sure know how to pick ‘em. But you know….that match really made me….hungry.”
{Rigor and Mortis grin, turning to look at the cameraman.}
Rigor: “Yeah….me too…..and it looks like this fed is supplying the food for our party….”
Virgo: “Careful guys, I don?t think the OWA looks too kindly on those who eat cameramen.”
Rigor: “There wont be any evidence…will there, Mortis?”
Mortis: “No way….”
{The two advance on the camera, and the screen suddenly fades to static as a scream is heard from the cameraman.} =========== [Fade in. We see Fantasia in a blood bank. Various people are also giving blood.]
[Fantasia]
Considering the last few matches I’ve had. I thought I’d get some of my own blood ready for future use. Unlike Kramer, though, I won’t put it in my car (smiles) Danny, Danny, Danny. You got your hand raised at Deck The Halls, but I wouldn’t call you the winner. I battled you tooth and nail, and considering the height and weight difference between us, you should be ashamed. Ashamed that it took you so long to beat me! If you were really as good as you say you are then it would have been nothing to beat me, but it wasn’t…was it Danny? Which reminds me, my dress is still stained with your blood. You don’t know how much it sickens me to look into my closet and? see your blood there. It only makes me madder. Madder, and more determined to beat the hell out of you all over again. How ’bout it Danny, feel like a rematch?
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[Miguel Thunder is in a seat at the Arena, watching a house show. The camera man stumbles towards Miguel, occasionally tripping over Cokes.]
Miguel: What is it now…?
Camera: You forgot?
Miguel: Oh!… Oh yeah… I have to talk to the fans.
<clears throat dramatically>
First off, I’m angry at my loss in the PPV, because I had hope that I was an improved wrestler. I had trained for months, hoping that the return of what was OWA would be highlighted by my talent, but I haven’t won ONCE. I want 1998 to be my year.
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[Ed]
We?re back in the arena.. ready to start with our opening match..? What?s this now?
["Highway to Hell" by AC/DC plays as Mr. America walks out from between the curtains.? He has on regular street clothes and the OWA title is nowhere to be seen on him.? He walks to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd and climbs in.? The ring announcer hands him the mic as the music dies.]
[America]
So, here’s the new OWA champion.? It was one hell of a match, but I said I would walk out the champion and I did.? Before I get to that though, let me talk about Trinity and Virgo.? Virgo, you all had a plan alright and it worked fairly well.? Does it bother me that my team ended up on the losing end of the whole thing?? Not really Virgo because time and time again you’ve proven a few things to us all.? Take a look at Trinity, they’re still in the SWF scrub league and that says it all right there.? Maybe they’ll show up here, but you’ll learn something soon enough Virgo.? When I was in the SWF I was the man there and I’m the man here.? Face it Virgo, you’re always gonna be a second tier throwback when we’re compared.
[Mr. America smiles.]
[America]
So this leaves the whole title match with me and Trac.? People are wondering that since me and Trac are friends, how was I able to take the pin after a cheap-shot by Bouchard?? You see, that’s the good thing about friendship. Trac accepts me for me and not what I do.? She doesn’t agree with the way I won the title, but she knew that I was coming in with the mindset to win the title.? That’s why there’s no hard feelings, but if I’m wrong and Traci has a bit of a vocal opinion on the matter.? She knows I won’t duck her at all.? Now, onto who I defend against first.? When I was the TV champ, I told everyone that I’d go out and find my challengers and you’re damn right I’m going to do it now.? I’ll leave this as food for thought.
[Mr. America turns to the camera.]
[America]
Executioner, I’ll see you at Gospel Truth next week as my opponent for the OWA title.? Just bring yourself and hope to God you’re ready.
[Mr. America drops the mic, exits the ring, and heads back up the aisle.]
[Ed]
I tell you, Deck the Halls caused shock-waves to run throughout the OWA.. strong words from Mr. America and he?s handing out the title shots like they?re candy..
[Biff]
I have to say that I told you so.. when I predicted that Mr. America would be the new OWA Champion.? That was me.? Yup.
[Ed]
Right.? Let?s go down to ringside.
[Announcer]
This match is a battle royal with special stipulations.? Normal battle royal rules apply.. however, the winner of the match will be the first person to climb the pole and retrieve the key that?s hanging from the top.? Here are your participants:
(Lights go out in the arena, followed by spotlights circling the arena until they end up on Asian Invasion, standing at the entrance way with a microphone in one hand, and the fate pipe in the other.)
[Asian Invasion]
So I was wrong.? That damn import chick beat me, I couldn’t win back MY TV Title.? Well, that’s the sport of wrestling.? You win some, you lose some.? Then that dirty excuse for an Asian Invasion wannabe, Mrs. America, someone wins the World Title???? America, you better watch your back, we’ve got a history my friend, and now I’ve got the assistance of my new number one man Ricky Hype.? That wouldn’t last long America, lack of skills can catch up with a guy pretty quick, and your times almost up.? Godiva Lucky, you may have escaped from me at Deck The Halls, but now you’ve got The Show to take care of, that title’s coming back to The Way It Is one way or another.
[Announcer]
Weighing in at 230 pounds, from New York.. this is Asian Invasion.
(The opening strains of Judas Priest’s “Hell Bent for Leather” crank as the sound of a motorcycle revving rumbles over the arena. Rachel Ryan rolls out on her custom Harley, chrome gleaming in the lights as strobes flash down upon her.? She wears a studded leather jacket over her black posing bikini, her powerful body oiled and glistening.? Rachel guides the bike around the ring, her fist raised as the fans cheer wildly.? Upon completing the circle, she dismounts, allowing a pair of attendants to guide the bike back as she climbs up the steps and into the ring.)
[Announcer]
Weighing in at 205 pounds.. this is “The Enforcer” Rachel Ryan.
(Monica Brant walks to ringside, no music and no special effects.? She is wearing her familiar gray bodysuit with her vampire kiss on the back.? She smiles and blows a kiss at the camera as she climbs into the ring.)
[Announcer]
Weighing in at 157 pounds.. this is “Mistress” Monica Brant.? And now, guest announcer and proud Quebec citizen, JJ Martineau!
(The man from Deck The Halls takes the microphone from the announcer and taps it once or twice, causing massive feedback.)
[JJ]
Eh?? Eh?? ?a marche?? Bien… Et maintenant voici, la prochaine champion de OWA, p?sant 116 kilogrammes avec un tailleur de 195 centimetres.? Il est un des plus grands legendes en Canada, et la Fi?rt? De Trois-Rivi?res!? Venant de Trois-Rivi?res, en La Belle Province de Quebec, Canada, le plus fort, le plus terrifiant, le meillieur de toutes les hommes, les femmes, et m?me Mr. America, voici DANNY BOUCHARD!!!
(The instrumenta O Canada begins, and Danny Bouchard, as always carrying the fleur-de-lis over his shoulder, makes his way to the ring.? A six-pack ring with a solitary can of Molson Canadian hangs at the end of the flagpole.? He hastens his stroll to the ring, barely bothering to toss the occasional insult at the fans, dodging garbage.? He hands the fleur-de-lis to a ringside attendant, warning him not to touch his victory beer.)
["Highway to Hell" by AC/DC plays as the fans give a mixed reaction.? Mr. America walks down to the ring and climbs in.]
[Announcer]
Weighing in at 275 pounds.. the current Western States Champion, Mr. America.
["Big Guns" by AC/DC plays, as Johnny Stallion heads down to ringside.]
[Announcer]
Hailing from Kansas City, MO,? weighing 234 lbs.. “Pretty Boy” Johnny Stallion!
["Your Little Secret" by Melissa Etheridge blasts over the P.A. system.]
[Ring Announcer]
From Vancouver, British Columbia Canada weighing in tonight at 178 pounds- Fantasia!
[Fantasia comes to the ring, bandage wrapped around her head and wearing a purple singlet.]
["Sweet Dreams" by Marilyn Manson begins playing over the PA]
[Announcer]
Weighing in at 245? pounds.. this is Taleis!
[Taleis steps through the curtain and heads down into the ring, walking over to Mr. America.]
[Stacks Coltrain steps through the curtain and heads for the ring.]
[Announcer]
Weighing in at 185 pounds.. this is Stacks Coltrain!
['Electric Chair' by Prince plays over the PA system. The lights are replaced with strobe lights, and Virgo steps out onto the aisle. He looks around at the crowd, and shakes his head in disgust. He walks on down to the ring and stops partway, before opening his jacket to reveal a 'TRINITY' T-shirt. He hops into the ring, and levels the first person near him, which is Taleis and the fight breaks out?]
[Ed]
Looks like Virgo got this one under way..
[Biff]
He laid a right cross right to the jaw of? Taleis who fell like a rock.? Mr. America is all over Virgo right now, and Johnny Stallion nails him from behind as Virgo and Stallion begin to double team the new champion.?
[Ed]
Asian Invasion is stomping away on Taleis..? Rachel Ryan, Fantasia and Monica Brant have just bumrushed Danny Bouchard and are totally manhandling him.. and he is up and over.. but he takes Monica Brant with him..
[Announcer]
Danny Bouchard and Monica Brant have been eliminated.
[Biff]
And Monica is not happy about that at all.. she goes after Bouchard again.. and here comes security.. Pulling them apart and trying to get them back to the dressing room..
[Ed]
Back in the ring, Stallion and Virgo are still taking shots at Mr. America.. and they?re trying to dump him over.. but Ryan comes over for the save..? Stacks Coltrain with a clothesline and Asian Invasion goes down..
[Biff]
Fantasia nails Stallion and tries to dump him over.. but Stallion hangs on and Mr. America fighting back on Virgo..? Virgo is down near the ropes and Mr. America is laying in one and the? other after the other of? rights and left hands..
[Ed]
Watch out for Asian Invasion.. up behind America.. he nails him with a clothesline and America is up and out of the ring and to the floor..
[Announcer]
Mr. America has been eliminated.
[Ed]
The field is narrowing down some now.. seven bodies remain.. Asian Invasion and Rachel Ryan are locked up in one of the corners..? Taleis nails Virgo with a double ax handle..? Stacks Coltrain and Johnny Stallion are hooking it up..? and that leaves Fantasia who starts going up the pole after the key.. but the others swarm on her.. falls over the top of them back into the ring.
[Biff]
Asian Invasion tries to climb the pole, but Rachel Ryan with a push and Invasion falls to the floor..
[Announcer]
Asian Invasion has been eliminated.
[Biff]
Taleis has Fantasia hanging off the side.. but from behind Johnny Stallion nails Taleis and send them both over the tope.. Fantasia hangs on to the ropes, but Taleis falls to the floor.
[Announcer]
Taleis has been eliminated.
[Ed]
Stacks Coltrain off the ropes.. Rachel Ryan with a backdrop and Stacks goes over the tope and to the floor..
[Announcer[
Stacks Coltrain has been eliminated.
[Biff]
Watch Virgo..
[Announcer]
Rachel Ryan has been eliminated.
[Ed]
She never even saw that coming.. Virgo taking out Ryan with a clothesline..
[Biff]
Can afford to turn your back on anyone in a battle royal.. who?s left?
[Ed]
Johnny Stallion, Virgo, and Fantasia..
[Biff]
Doesn?t look good for Fantasia as Stallion and Virgo confer and it looks like they?re going to take out Fantasia, leaving the key to either of them..? They charge her but? Fantasia with a roll away and she goes for the key.. but both are on her.. they grab her legs and pull her back down into the ring.
[Ed]
They nail her with a flurry of forearms.. pounding her down.? They?re setting her up.. for a spike piledriver..? Stallion pulls her up and they whip her into the rope.. double clothesline and Fantasia is down.
[Biff]
Looks like they?re gonna dump out the trash.. they pull her up and send her over the top..
[Ed]
She lands on the apron.. but the other two have no idea.. she?s down on all fours right on the apron.. Virgo and Stallion have locked up.. and Fantasia is shaking out the cobwebs..
[Biff]
Virgo with a headlock.. Stallion pushes him into the ropes.. Fantasia pulls down the top rope and Virgo falls over and to the floor!!
[Announcer]
Virgo has been eliminated!
[Ed]
And Virgo doesn?t look happy at all with that one..? Fantasia slides into the ring and is attacked by Johnny Stallion.. he whips her into the ropes.. Fantasia ducks a clothesline and comes back with one of her own and she goes for the key..
[Biff]
Virgo is slapping the mat, trying to get Johnny Stallion to get up.. but Stallion is slow.. and Fantasia is so close.. Virgo climbs up onto the apron and pulls Fantasia back down..? Fantasia kicks Virgo off the apron and starts to climb up again..
[Ed]
Virgo? tumbles to the floor.. but Johnny Stallion is up and has pulled Fantasia back into the ring.. she gets to her feet and Stallion nails her with Stallion Superkick.. and Fantasia is down.. Stallion goes up in the corner and starts for the key..
[Biff]
Fantasia is up and very groggy..? she stumbles into the ropes and Stallion falls, straddling that top ropes.. ouch!? Damn.. Fantasia shakes her head, trying to clear it.. and sees Stallion and nails him with a clothesline and he falls to the floor!!
[Ed]
It?s all Fantasia?s now.. she just has to climb up and grab the key..
[Fans are cheering as Fantasia begins her ascent up the pole and retrieves the key and slides back down, falling back into the ring.]
[Announcer]
Johnny Stallion has been eliminated and Fantasia has retrieved the key.? Winner of the match advancing to the WFW World Title Tournament, is Fantasia!
[Ed]
Great comeback for Fantasia..? She?ll move on to the WFW Women?s World Title Tournament, as part of? Endurance?s Evil Challenge.? Speaking of which, let?s go to our first Endurance?s Evil Challenge Report.
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[Myers]
This is Myers Watterson reporting for the OWA and the WFW, as they combine to bring you Endurance?s Evil Challenge.? This year will be something special as we not only will have one tournament, but two.? The WFW has decided to split their world titles into two categories.? The WFW Men?s World Title and the WFW Women?s World Title.? Therefore for the first time in OWA history, a PPV will go not only one day.. but two days.?? Let?s get to the major announcements:
First.. OWA has signed a Western States Championship match between current champion Mr. America and number one contender Monica Brant.?
In another incredible signing.. it?ll be Traci Lane taking on Danny Bouchard.? And you know that after Deck The Halls, Lane wants a big piece of Bouchard.?
Let?s talk about the WFW tournaments.? They?ll be using Endurance?s Evil Challenge rules. This tournament is basically a quadathalon in testing wrestling skills.
16 competitors will be selected.
Round 1: Tag Team Skills
Round 1 tests the wrestler’s tag team abilities.? They will be randomly paired, via a draw, with a tag team partner.? Only teams winning in the first round will advance to the second round.
Round 2: Singles Skills
In Round 2, the winners of round 1 will then face their tag team partner from Round 1.? Only 4 wrestlers will advance to the next round.
Round 3: Free For All Skills
The four wrestlers advancing to this round will meet in a four way dance.? Once there are only two wrestlers remaining, this match will be stopped and the two will be sent to the finals.
Finals: Endurance.
The final two competitors will then face each other in a Texas Death Match.? The winner will be the competitor who gets 3 consecutive falls over their opponent.? The winner of this contest will be crowned the first WFW World Champion.
The Women?s division already has three entries.? Representing the OWA will be Consuelo Salyards, as well as Fantasia.?? Let?s hear from the third competitor who?s been added to the mix:
??? ————-
[Fade in:
Medusa Rage stands before the doors to the WFW studios.? The urban goddess is bundled in a long leather coat, her locks are left in a loose frame around her dark skin.? Her spectacular hazel eyes glow.]
Medusa: Well, well, it seems some interfederational tournament is coming up and Medusa has been invited to join the mix.? well, if there’s anything I do well it’s mix things up.? Diva’s been telling me about some of the stuff that goes on around here.? Some of the athletes and even this cute little clique called the Femmes.? Well, I’m sorry to announce right now that I’m going to spoil the party.? Medusa has invaded the WFW.? Hugs and hisses.
[Fade out]
???? ———–
[Myers]
Medusa Rage will be part of The WFW Women?s Title Tournament.?
We?ll have more information and more additions to this incredible card as the weeks progress.? Let?s go back out to ringside for more action.
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[Ed]
Incredible news.. for the first time in our history, a PPV will span two days.? Two tournament, instead of one.
[Biff]
Well.. you know the other male federations were scared of having their top stars losing to our top female competitors.
[Ed]
Shutup Biff.. I?m glad you?re not our ambassador of good will to the other federations, we may as well be in Siberia.
[Biff]
Do we have another match, or what?
[Ed]
Let?s go down to ringside.
[Announcer]
This match is one fall and it is for the Western States Television Championship? making his way to the ring, accompanied by Asian Invasion, hailing from Hudson Bay, Canada, weighing 257 pounds, the Sammy Davis Jr. of the OWA, Mr. shuffling on the boardwalk, here’s Ricky Hype!!
[Ricky Hype and Asian Invasion walk through the curtains to the music of "Mr. Speed" from KISS.? Asian carries the Fate Pipe in one hand as the two receive a surprising round of cheers from the crowd.? Straight down the ramp they walk, Asian taking up a spot in between the ring and the rampway]
[Ed]
Looks like Hype and Asian are expecting some interference.
[Biff]
Invasion keeping and eye on the entryway..
[Announcer]
And his opponent..
["Bring the Pain" signals the arrival of the Television Champion Godiva Rage.? Who stops in front of Invasion and looks him over.. she walks past him.. stops and turns around, removing her TV title.. and NAILS him in the back of the head with it.]
[Ed]
Godiva Rage just laid out Asian Invasion!? She?s dropped the belt and is rushing to the ring..? she grabs a chair on the way down and slides into the ring and lays into Ricky Hype with it..
[Biff]
What is it.. that time of the mon..
[Ed]
Don?t say it, Biff.. /don?t/ say it..
[Biff]
You know some women competitors should be forced to be on vacation for one week out of the mo..
[Ed]
Biff.. I said stop..?? The ref is calling for the bell, and he tries to grab the chair from Godiva Rage.. but she is just laying into Ricky Hype with it.? Down goes the ref.. what is /up/ with Godiva Rage this week?? She is pissed off about something..
[Biff]
I?m telling you..
[Ed]
Don?t even go there.. Referee is calling for the bell.. as Godiva Rage sets up Hype.. a gutwrench into a hotshot and she covers Hype.. but the ref has already called for the DQ.. she slaps the mat three times and gets to her feet.. she looks around the ring and hops out of the ring and walks up the aisle, picking up her TV title on the way..
[Biff]
There?s something going on here..
[Ed]
I don?t think we?re gonna get this story this week.. we?re completely out of time.? We?ll see everyone next week at the Gospel Truth.?
[Biff]
Chicks.. can?t live with em.. can?t bury em in the backyard?
[Ed]
Biff?
*fade out*
