Executioner vs. Consuelo Salyards, plus Pre-DTH Hype.
[Last week on OWA Primal Rage?]
[Ed]
The commissioner is coming down, and he is in the ring with Davey Scott..
[Commish]
Davey, at first you were a bit annoying, now you are outright obnoxious, you better watch your act or you shall be seeing the door pretty soon! I won’t have second thoughts about it either!
[The Commish is just looking in his face, and Davey giving him a cold stare, and all of a sudden, without much movement, Davey spits in his face.. The Commish wipes the spit from his face and motions towards the back.. several security guys hits the ring and subdue Scott, who fights it all the way.]
[Commish]
Get him the hell out of here.
[Handcuffs are placed on Scott's hands and he is literally drug from the ring and up the aisle, kicking and swearing. A shot at the face of the Commissioner shows him telling the ring announcer to keep the show going, as he heads up the aisle. The ring announcer allows the Commissioner to pass before getting into the ring.]
[Ed]
I’m.. in shock.
[Biff]
Hey.. Davey Scott must not like being employed.. that’s all I got to say about that.
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[Elaine Bryant]
Welcome to the Gospel Truth, the preview to Deck The Halls.. I’m Elaine Bryant, along with Shelly Marks.
[Shelly Marks]
And last week, Davey Scott crossed the line as far as I’m concerned. Spitting on the commissioner of this league.. my favorite employer.. my caring boss.. my..
[Elaine]
We get the point, Shelly..
[Shelly]
Oh.. right.. well, we have comments from the OWA Commissioner regarding the Cage Match at “Deck The Halls”.. so let’s go to those right now.
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[OWA Commissioner sits behind his desk.. his office seems to have been decorated all Christmassy by an overzealous secretary.]
[Commish]
Thanks for joining me. I want to briefly address the situation that happened last week regarding Davey Scott. First, In all fairness to those who have purchased “Deck The Halls” on PPV, I am not suspending Davey Scott at this time for his actions last week. However, at Deck The Halls, he is scheduled to face Taleis inside a steel cage. The following stipulations have been added due to recent event:
1. If Davey Scott loses the cage match at Deck The Halls, he will be suspended from Western States Championship Wrestling for a period of at least 30 days. This means, no TV appearance, no showing up unannounced at the arena. Davey Scott will not have a speaking forum for a period of at least 30 days. If he shows up unexpectedly, he will be arrested and fired.
2. If Taleis loses the cage match, then he will be handcuffed to the cage and Davey Scott will be allowed to whip him with a strap 10 times. This is being instated on account that Taleis has seen fit to involve himself in Mr. America’s matches as of late.
That’s all the announcements I have for this week. I do want to wish everyone and their families a most happy holiday season from the OWA.
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[Shelly]
I have to say that the punishment fits on both occasions.
[Elaine]
I think that was a smart call on the commissioner’s part. Let’s take this quick break and we’ll be back with more of this special “Deck The Halls Preview Special”.
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VO: They called him the Sexy Boy..
[Clips of Davey earlier days where he is dancing around and flirting with girls..]
VO: They called him the Renegade..
[Clips of Davey pounding opponents into the chairs and tables]
VO: One man put disgrace to his name..
[Clip of Taleis smiling and laughing at the injured Davey Scott]
VO: But there is only one name this man [still on Taleis] will have to worry about..
[Superimposed lettering after a blank screen Davey Scott vs. Taleis.. Deck the Halls!] ============= [Elaine] One of the matches at Deck The Halls features a battle of the Enforcers.. let’s hear from one of ‘The Enforcer”s… Adam Sanchez.
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[the Enforcer stands in the locker rooms with his uniform pulled down around his waist. His hair is still a mere stubble.]
Enforcer: Rachel Ryan, we finally have our date in the ring, but you know, there seems a little something missing. …Ah! I know! There seems to be a little matter of which one of us is the real Enforcer. I have the legacy, but you seem to have the attention of the league right now. I am issuing you the same challenge I gave to Mr. America. Put your title on the line. The winner at Deck the Halls walks out the Enforcer. I know you’ll accept the wager Ryan. You’ve got guts, which is more than I can say about America.
[The Enforcer ushers the camera out of the locker room.] ============= [Shelly] Short and to the point.. I’m not sure if this can be arranged for at Deck The Halls, but if Rachel Ryan agrees, I don’t see why this can’t happen.
[Elaine]
Oh.. I totally agree. It’ll be an interesting contest, none the less, as one day these two will have to battle it out to see who really is “The Enforcer.”
[Shelly]
Another match set for the PPV, is for the Western States Television Championship. Asian Invasion gets his long awaited shot after his count-out win over former champion, Virgo a month or so ago. However, Virgo no longer has the title… Invasion will be taking on the new champion.. Godiva Rage.
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[Fade in:
Godiva Rage is dressed in a red velvet and fur-trimmed Santa bikini, the WSWC television title draped over her shoulder. She stands in a cocky, bow-legged stance, showing off the power of her physique and its toned allure.]
Godiva: Merry freakin’ Christmas, ladies and gents. I know y’all been wonderin’ exactly wot’s up with the British Bombshell and her new Femme stance. I had to let all you know exactly why I had to do what I had to do. There ain’t nobody out there who is badder than me, right? But I don’t like rollin’ out without no posse. It ain’t no fun without a crew to giggle with and to pose and front with is it. Now, I understand there’s a little blighter named Asian Invasion who’s about the place tryin’ to take my title away. Oy, it’s just not possible, Yank. It really ain’t. Asian Invasion, there ain’t never been anybody that could invade the British Isles. And there ain’t nobody that can touch me or take my title away. So let’s put it simple and plain like this, I’m gonna mess you up, I’m gonna take your little Asian flu and Deck your Halls properly. And when you listen real close at night and you ‘ear those jinglin’ bells, it ain’t jolly ol’ Saint Nick comin’ to deliver you a gift. It’s your freakin’ teeth rattlin’ round in your ‘ead. Unnerstand? Ta! See, you soon. For Queen and Country, ‘diva Rage will never let anybody take her championship away. And that’s just a fact.
[Fade out]
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[Elaine]
This should be an interesting contest, as Asian has been talking and talking for months now about regaining what he calls ?his? TV Championship.
[Shelly]
Asian Invasion is on a roll as of late as he has been undefeated in the last month or so. You can bet that Godiva Rage won?t take him lightly.
[Elaine]
I?m not so sure about that.. I think Godiva Rage takes everyone lightly. Though it could be an act.. I?ve not quite figured her out just yet.
[Shelly]
Well.. let?s go down to ringside with Ed and Biff for our first match.
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[Ed]
Thanks, you two.. we?re back at the Seattle Arena and we?ve got Mr. America coming up.
[Biff]
This guy.. has no idea what frickin? side of the tracks he?s on. One minute he?s playing nice-nice with the Femme?s.. the other he?s kicking the crap out of Davey Scott.
[Ed]
I guess he thinks that?s part of his charm or something. Let?s get some prerecorded comments from Mr. America before we see him in action.
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[The scene opens to Mr. America sitting at a local club, called the Bay, in Chattanooga. He has a bottle of beer in front of him on a table. A band, Gran Torino, plays in the background as people dance. He grooves a bit to the music.]
[America]
So, we have all these people that still insist on trying to get yours truly to brighten their day with saying their names. Well, let’s start at the top with the least important. Davey, you say I’m afraid of you but I’ve proven that to be a false in the past. I don’t care if you think I’m afraid of you or not because we all know you’re trying to find some means to make yourself look better after getting the wrong end of the stick not too long ago. You should’ve seen that one coming with all the stuff you’ve done lately. As for Taleis being my lackey, that’s not true either. If he was my lackey it would’ve been only him that took you out two weeks ago. There were three of us that did and who’d have thought we would help out Monica. Well, if a lady asks nicely you can’t tell her no and she had to throw out those puppy dog eyes, but I’m getting off the point here.
[Mr. America takes a sip of his beer and puts the bottle back on the table.]
[America]
Davey, you’re still that annoying little thorn that wants to cause me a bit of pain. Sorry, I took the thorn out a long time ago. You call my first win luck and I know it was skill. That’s the difference between us, Davey. While you were thinking you had me with that superplex, the counter had been planned for it and what better to counter it than a front-layout superplex? Yeah, you splintered the table and look who has his shot at the World title. You’ve proven how well you’re able to think under no pressure. You tossed the title you won into the trash. Hell, either you want titles or you don’t. Make up your mind, Davey, even if it is a hard thing for you to do. Ah, Virgo, my friend, mon ami we’ve got this whole five on five man survivor series match underway. You’ve got your team of mishaps and misfits. The throwbacks from the regional fed. Trinity ran Mr. America out of the SWF. Heh, how many times are you going to say that, Virgo? When I left the SWF Trinity wasn’t anything and they’re still not. The Underground leaves the SWF and suddenly you’re on top. What’s that prove? You were always a second rate, second best when it came to facing those with talent. For all the talk of chaos you spew, you still don’t seem to have the whole ideology about it down, Virgo. With law and order this is no chaos and disorder and we’ve seen what rules the state of the world. It’s been a good majority of law and order and things aren’t going to change for quite a bit. It’s been reiterated over and over, Virgo. You don’t know what you’re going up against just yet and I’ve got a new spice to throw into the mix for added effect. You’ve got your insurance policy and I just found mine. I’d rather have mine when that policy includes a deadly combo. Read between the lines Virgo and you’ll figure it out, but I’m betting money you’ll be left scratching your head wondering what ace I have up my sleeve until I decide to play that card. As far as being the president’s prized pets, I can’t help but to agree to that. That’s what you are when you’re talented and you can put people in seats. It brings him more money and makes him happier, thus he puts you on more shows. It’s a simple concept of supply and demand. The crowds demand me and pay money to see me, thus the president supplies me and I make the lives of all those that are able to see me.
[Mr. America finishes off his beer.]
[America]
So, Adam Sanchez the newest guy to want a piece of me. You came out as just you and that teared me up, Adam. I was so happy to see that you’ve found yourself but there’s something about me that keeps me a hell of a lot different from you. I love the glitz, I love the glamour, I love the lights, and I love seeing my name up on a marquee in nice pretty colors showing that I’m the main attraction. You obviously don’t know how to make use of such things. Don’t worry Adam, I’ll give you the time of day after the pay per view because that’s the most important thing on my mind right now.
[Mr. America stands up.]
[America]
Traci Lane, the OWA world champion and the person who I have to beat to get that title. All the respect between us and the friendship, to use and overdone cliche, is going out the window. You possess what I want and one of the many differences between us, Traci, is that I’ll stoop to lower levels than you will. Traci, you’ve held that belt for almost a year and you’re looked at as the best wrestler in the OWA and in the history of the OWA itself since Freddy’s injury. Like all things, it’s gotta come to and end sometime and I plan on being the catalyst that sets that in motion. Let’s face it, I’m hungry for what you have around your waist and you’re damn right I’m going to let that blind my vision. I’m only human and call it a character flaw, but I’ll call it a good business decision. You’re the only person I haven’t wrestled since joining the OWA over a year ago and we exchanged words when I first came in, but nothing ever came of it. Lane, I plan on ending that title reign you’ve had and running my own for a long time to come. After we’re done, maybe we can head out and get hammered for all time’s sake. Until then though, train and train for me like we’re not friends because that’s the way I’m coming into the match thinking.
[Mr. America heads off to the dance floor as the camera fades to black.] =============== [Ed] He seems rather focused to me, Biff..
[Biff]
Hey.. I?ve always said this guys got the potential.. but I?m telling he doesn?t know whether he?s coming or going..
[Ed]
Right now we have Mr. America taking on “Dancing” Joseph Connell.
[Biff]
Who?
[Ed]
Mr. America and Joseph Cornell are set to meet up.
[Biff]
“Dancing?”
[Ed]
Yes, I like to dance occasionally.
[Biff]
Yeah, but it must suck when you’ve gotta dance alone.
[Ed]
Let’s get to the introductions.
[Ring Announcer]
Introducing first! Hailing from Baton Rouge, Louisiana and weighing 360lbs. Here is “Dancing” Joseph Connell!
[Joseph Connell waddles down to the ring. He climbs in and starts to dance, much to the disgust of the fans.]
[Ring Announcer]
His opponent! Hailing from Washington D.C. and weighing 269lbs. Here is the man who believes himself to be America’s Perfection, Mr. America!
["Highway to Hell" by AC/DC plays as Mr. America walks down to the ring. He slides in under the bottom rope and goes right after Joseph Connell.]
[Ed]
America not waiting for the bell on this one! He levels Connell with a lariat as he turns around. America brings Connell to his feet and applies a clawhold.
[Biff]
I keep hearing him refer to that as some sort of signature move or somethin’. God knows what the hell he’s talking about. Anyhow, Connell gets to the ropes and America releases the hold. He whips Connell into the ropes and Connell comes back but is dropped across the top rope by a Hotshot.
[Ed]
America back to his feet again, but Connell with a low blow. He tosses America out of the ring. He jumps onto America with a plancha, but America moves right out of the way! America brings Connell to his feet and drops him across the guardrail with another Hotshot. He tosses Connell back into the ring.
[Biff]
America comes back in and runs into the ropes. He comes off and nails Connell with a flying forearm. He brings Connell to his feet, tiger driver and cover by America! One, two, Connell gets his shoulder up.
[Ed]
America with a whip into the buckle. He makes his way over.. a chop and he follows it up with another. A well placed elbowsmash to the chin of Connell and America doubles him over with a punch to the gut! He’s setting him up!
[Biff]
There’s the Leaping Piledriver! He goes for the cover! This one is over! One, two, Mr. America pulls Connell up. He’s shaking his head saying he’s not done just yet. He goes to lift Connell into the air.
[Ed]
He’s got him up into a Gorilla Press…PILEDRIVER! He just used Lane’s finisher to put Connell out and now he covers! One, two, America pulls Connell up again!
[Biff]
I’m beginning to like this useless display of violence. America with a double-underhook…and a piledriver again!
[Ed]
The ref’s calling for the bell and he’s ending this match for Connell.
[Ring Announcer]
The winner of the match because his opponent could not go on, Mr. America!
[Mr. America moves in towards the camera.]
[America]
Traci, the Gorilla Press Piledriver may be a potent finisher, but it’s not uncounterable. You may feel its effects yourself.
[Mr. America rolls out of the ring and walks back up the aisle.]
[Ed]
Mr. America letting Traci Lane know that he?s ready to take that title.
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[Elaine]
I can?t believe the intensity that Mr. America is showing.. he?s actually doing what he talks about.
[Shelly]
It wouldn?t surprise me to see him take that OWA Title from Traci Lane at the PPV.
[Elaine]
Don?t underestimate Traci Lane.. look what happened last year with Gustaffson. He beat her, then she came back a week later to regain the title and has held it ever since.
[Shelly]
One match that has everyone in the OWA talking is the big Battle Royal. The winner to be granted first position in the Endurance?s Evil Challenge.. let?s hear from one of the competitors right now.. this is Miguel Thunder.
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[Miguel Thunder looks on, towards a ring. He's wearing a Santa hat, and a black trench. He looks on and smirks at the cameraman.]
[Miguel]
Ho, ho, ho, everyone. Santa Thunder is here to give people some gifts! First….
[He pulls out a gift from a nearby bag. It is wrapped in green paper.]
[Miguel]
This is for you, Asian Invasion. I’m sure you’ll like it…
[ He tosses it over to Asian's TWIRI set. ]
[Miguel]
Next, here’s my gift to Loudmouth Donnie. It’s some duct tape to put on his nonstop mouth.
[ He gives it to an official. ]
[Miguel]
Here’s something for Shiva. Her own contract to Midway for her to be in Super Ultra Mortal Primal Killer Rage Kombat 456.5 and get her skull eaten by Antman the Ninja. 
She seems to fit in.
[ He passes it to another official. ]
[Miguel]
OK, Mr. America, you aren’t getting away scott-free. You are getting something to cover your mouth with, too. Maybe some super glue?
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[Flash Director]
Cut it out, you’re supposed to be talking ’bout the battle royal.
[Miguel]
Who cares? I’m gonna win, and that’s all.
[Flash Director]
Ummm… OK, I like your smug attitude.
[Miguel]
I take it your being sarcastic.
[Flash Director]
…
[Miguel]
Whatever.
[Miguel walks off]
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[Shelly]
Hrm. Whatever?
[Elaine]
Umm.. right. Another competitor in the big battle royal, plus, going at it with Shiva at Deck The Halls.. let?s hear from Monica Brant.
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(A camera travels down the corridors of the locker rooms, moving past half dressed wrestlers and scrambling officials. All too soon, it comes to a door marked “Monica Brant”. A hand comes out and knocks on the door.)
Monica: Who is it?
Camerawoman: OWA camera crew, Miss Brant. We’re here for your thoughts.
(There’s a sound of scrambling around behind the door, plus a few mumblings that sound vaguely like threats. Finally, there is a click, and a different voice.)
Voice: Come in.
(The door opens, and we see Monica Brant dressed in workout clothes. She’s seated in a folding Hollywood-style chair. Behind her is her Femme Fatale friend, Mariko, giving her a neck massage.)
CW: Oh, sorry, are we interrupting something?
Monica: You’d like me to say yes, wouldn’t you? (Monica smiles sarcastically.) So, do you have questions or would you like me to ramble.
CW: Rambling is always good for the ratings.
Monica: That explains why America is still so popular. (She and Mariko laugh.)
Mariko: Hei. If his fists were as fast as his mouth, I’d be worried about Traci this Christmas.
Monica: Anyway, time to talk. Of course, Shiva is first on my mind. I’ve got to admit, girl, I like your attitude. And I like your style. It’s a bit crude, but it’s got potential. Still, you’ve been making beaucoup waves here, and I’m in serious need of a challenge. Something to help me get my head on straight. That’s why I’ve asked Mariko here to coach me. She’s going to tell me everything she learned when you too fought. Right, Mariko?
Mariko: Yes. When we first met, you were the victor, Shiva. But I always learn from my mistakes. And now, with me coaching Monica-san, you will go down.
Monica: Couldn’t have said it better myself. Now, I seem to remember, listening to a few smart-assed comments awhile ago, something about me gaining weight. These same people, who shall remain as nameless as they are clueless, seemed to suggest I was loosing my athletic edge. That I was getting flabby. Well, take a good look, boys.
(Monica stands, taking off her over-shirt and then dropping her jogging pants. Underneath she wears a sports bra and a pair of underwear to drool over.)
Monica: Now, I know you’re all looking. So, tell me. Do you see an inch of fat on this body? Do you see anything besides pure muscle tone and perfectly defined, sculpted flesh? Do you? Of course you do!
(Monica sits back down, covering herself with a robe.)
Monica: I’m not an anorexic swimsuit model, I’m a professional athlete. I’m too busy staying athletic to worry about pleasing you clowns. (Monica shakes her head.) I’m glad I got out of the modeling business when I did. It’s all silicone and plastic wrap these days.
Mariko: (Sounding a little upset.)Ah…Monica-san? If you’re finishing posing, perhaps you have something to say to Davey Scott.
Monica: Hmmmm…almost forgot. Davey, as much as it may boggle your pathetic grey matter, you’re looking at one woman who will never meet her master. Know why? Because I refuse to let myself be ruled. You tried, and you failed. You think you left your mark on me, Davey? Well, you’re right, though, as you can see, the scars are already healing.
(Monica smiles, and leans forward, letting the robe open just a little.)
Monica: And, if you think you’ve left a mark, Scotty, it’s nothing compared to the dent I’ll leave in the earth when I piledrive your skull through the foundations. Because payback’s not a bitch, me bucko. It’s not even a Femme. Payback is…humiliation. And it often comes from the last place you would expect it.
(Monica leans back, closes her robe, and kisses at the camera.)
Monica: Kisses all!
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[Elaine chuckles]
Monica reveals more and more about herself every week here at the OWA.
[Shelly laughs.]
[Elaine]
We?re ready to go to ringside for our feature match for this week, which pits Consuelo Salyards against Executioner. For Shelly Marks, I?m Elaine Bryant and we?ll see you at the 1997 OWA Achievement Awards next week.. Happy Holidays to everyone!
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[Ring Announcer]
This match is one fall?
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[Myers]
Hi folks I?m back here in the locker room of the Crew trying to get an interview with The Executioner before his matchup tonight with Consuelo Salyards. there have been a lot of rumblings and a lot of noise coming from Executioners private room…. Wait here he comes now..? Executioner any words about tonight?s matchup..?
[Executioner]
Yeah, I got a lot to say, but its not about tonight?s matchup, its about our so called Champion ducking me..?? you know I used to have a lot of respect for Traci Lane, she used to be a fighting Champion, but now she has turned into a puppet to the powers that be….. Traci when I challenge you to a match,.. that challenge goes out to you, and you only… But no….. you decide your too good or too busy to bother with me..???? So you send out one of your puppets to take your place.? So be it Traci, if I have to go through the entire Femmes organization to get to you then that?s exactly what I will do… and I will start tonight by destroying Consuelo Salyards……..
{executioner throws down the mic and storms out of the locker room}
[Myers] Umm some pretty harsh words from the Executioner to Traci Lane, Lets see if he might have overlooked tonight?s matchup with Consuelo, back to you Ed and Biff
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[Ring announcer]
Coming down the aisle.. weighing in at 129 pounds.. she?s a member of the Femme Fatale.. this is “The Latin Lover” Consuelo Salyards!!
[Salyards slaps a few hands on the way down to ringside, and then hops over the top rope and into the ring.]
[The arena lights dim as ?Motor City Madhouse" by Ted Nugent blares over the arena p.a., as the lights start to return to normal The Executioner is jumped by Virgo and Trinity.. they pound him a bit then toss him into the crowd, then slowly walk down to the ring.. Virgo gets up on the ring apron and points to Salyards, who motions for him to come on in.]
[Ed]
Executioner has been taken out by Virgo and Trinity.. and Virgo?s climbing through the ropes and Salyards is all over him.. she whips him.. no.. reversal by Virgo and Rigor with a trip on the outside and Salyards is down and Virgo nailing her with a series of elbow drops..
[Biff]
Looks like Virgo wants to take out Consuelo before the 5 on 5 tag match at Deck the Halls..
[Ed]
All of Trinity is in the ring.. Mortis and Mr. Shhh is laying in some boots to the Femme.. they pick her up and Virgo with a kick to the midsection as he scolds Salyards.. wait a second..
[Biff]
What the??
[Ed]
Here comes Mr. America, Taleis, Traci Lane and WHOA!! Here comes Gustaffson.. we have a brawl in the ring.. America is all over Virgo.. Lane clotheslines Shh over the top rope and goes right out after him.. and in the ring.. Gustaffson clamps a hand around the throat of Mortis.. the crowd is going wild..
[Biff]
Gustaffson tucks him under.. and DDT! DDT by the big guy!!
[Ed]
The brawl goes on, but we?re out of time for this week!! For the whole OWA Crew.. I?m Ed Bagel and we hope that everyone is having a wonderful holiday season!!
