EEC Rematch: Gustaffson vs. Traci Lane
[Commish]
Ladies and gentlemen.. the person who will represent the OWA at the TNM Championship Tournament will be none other than…
Our current OWA Champion, Gustaffson!
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[Ed]
Big news from the OWA Commissioner this past week.. The OWA Champions Gustaffson will represent the OWA in the TNM Championship Tournament.
[Biff]
Considering how well the big jerk did in the Grand Prix, I can see why he’d be picked.
[Ed]
This week on OWA Championship Wrestling.. a title defense for the OWA Trio Champions, Anthony Hazard, Johnny Blades and the Shocker. They’ll be taking on the Femme Fatale Team consisting of Wendy Ryker, Consuelo Salyards and Mariko. Also on tap, the first OWA Championship defense for the new OWA Champion, Gustaffson as he takes on former champion Traci Lane.
[Biff]
Anything else we should know about?
[Ed]
We’ll hear from a number of new entrants into the OWA as well.. let’s go down to ringside for our first match.
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[Announcer]
This match is one fall and is a contender’s match for the TV title. The winner of this match will get a title shot next week. First, coming down the aisle, weighing in at 129 pounds.. here is Tara “Harley” Quinn.. and her opponent.. he weighs in at 280 pounds.. here is Davey Scott!
[Ed]
Here we go.. winner of this match goes on to face the TV Champion next week. There’s the bell.. Davey Scott has been trying to toughen up his image as of late.. let’s see how he does against the very unstable Tara Quinn. Lock up.. Scott with a whip.. reversal by Tara.. Scott off the ropes with a nice shoulderblock.. crucifix.. one.. two.. kickout by Tara.
[Biff]
Quinn with a jumping side kick.. and a palm blow.. sunset flip.. one.. tw.. kickout by Scott.. Scott off the ropes, but Quinn nails him with a takeover suplex… Quinn may be unstable, but she’s knows her wrestling.. Quinn off the ropes.. and Scott nails her with a drop kick.
[Ed]
Scott throws Tara out of the ring.. Scott follows her out and nails her with a powerbomb.. he’s setting up for the Spinning Piledriver, but.. Tara with a backdrop.. powerbomb by Tara on the floor and Tara with a whip… reversal by Scott as he send Tara into the guardrail…
[Biff]
Scott showing us a mean streak.. he runs Quinn into the ringsteps, then rolls her back into the ring. Side suplex by Davey Scott.. and a bulldog headlock.. cover.. one.. two.. kickout by Quinn.. Scott misses a clothesline and Quinn hits with a tilt a whirl suplex..
[Ed]
Whip by Tara… she goes for a backdrop.. no!.. Scott nails the Spinning Piledriver.. cover.. one.. two.. three!!!
[Announcer]
Winner of the match in 9:46, Davey Scott!
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(Scene opens just outside the main building at Harvard university. There is a slight wind and the people walking in the background are all wearing sweaters because of the cold. Harvard Earl walks into the scene. He is wearing a green Harvard university vest and a Harvard tie. As well as a long sleeved dress shirt and dress pants. His short hair is only slightly effected by the wind.)
[Harvard Earl]
Hello OWA, allow me to introduce myself, my name is Harvard Earl the third. I am a part of one of the most highly respected families in the United States, the Earls of Baltimore. My wrestling background is nothing short of impeccable as I was taught by the finest teachers money can buy and I am a former amateur champion.
(Harvard reveals a pipe and takes a puff)
What am I doing on your television sets you may ask? Well I have heard much about the Online Wrestling Alliance from my current employers, Live Action Wrestling, and frankly I’ve decided that this federation is at least as pathetic as LAW if not more so.
You see, my goal here is to clean up the wrestling world and restore it’s good name. I will eliminate all of those immature, juvenile bafoons. That is what I do. Also, I will return the championship gold to respectability when it is around my waist.
(Harvard continues to walk through the campus, he takes another puff from his pipe and smiles at a passing lady)
So do I care if I wrestle men or women? Hardly, I wish to eliminate the female trash as much as I wish to eliminate the male trash.
Do I have any challenges for you yet? Well no, I will make my presence felt in the coming weeks though, I can guarantee it.
(Harvard stops and stares at the main building on the campus he lifts up his NCAA trophy and turns back towards the camera)
I will uphold the good name of my family, and I will uphold the good name of this fine educational facility. Believe me OWA, you will be educated.
(fade out)
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[Myers]
I’m Myers Watterson and this is your first Caged Fury report.
Before we run down the other matches on the card, let’s take a look at Caged Fury: The Match.
Imagine War Games and the Royal Rumble combined.
25 names are put into a barrel and two are drawn out.. They enter a two ring cage complete surrounded.. no way out. The only way in is through a door. The first two wrestler for 5 minutes. At the Five minute mark another wrestler is drawn and allowed to enter the cage. Every two minutes thereafter, another wrestler enters the ring. It’s every person for themselves. There can be no eliminations until all 25 wrestlers have entered the ring. Once all 25 are in the ring.. then the eliminations can start. Pinfall, submission or referee’s discretion will results in someone being eliminated from the cage!
The match continues until there is only one wrestler remaining in the cage and that person is the winner. That person will also get an OWA Title shot at Press Your Luck in May.
Now, 5 names have already been announced: Mariko, Johnny Stallion, Tom Tomorrow, Chaos, and Stacks Coltrain!
This week, we have 5 more names to add to that list: Mr. America, Miguel Thunder, Freddy Fever, Pretty Boy Monty & Traci Lane!
Now, other matches have been signed:
Current OWA Champion, Gustaffson will be allowed to pick his challenger for the OWA Title. His selection has not yet been made.
OWA Tag Team Champions, The Extremists, will be taking on the team of Rachel Ryan and Wendy Ryker.
InterNet Champion Rainbow Warrior will defend against Billy Smith.
And this match just announced:
For the OWA TV Championship, Asian Invasion will be challenged by Consuelo Salyards.
All this excitement, brought to you by the OWA. Catch it on PPV on March 9th.
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(Trois Rivieres, Quebec. As the paperboy walks by with the morning paper, a man in a white undershirt, black pants and slippers exits his house. walking over the snowy driveway, he takes the time out of the day to tell the paperboy where he can put the morning paper if he doesn’t start hitting the porch. He proceeds to scratch himself, and turn to the camera.)
Listen up, you stupid anglophones. I tell you what you can do for all I care, you can [CENSORED]. HAHAHAHA!!! You know, I was looking at this sorry federation today. You got women wrestling? I don’t know what’s up with that. The fact that women are beating up men either tells me we got some awful wussy men, or some damn tough women, eh? HAHAHAHA!!! You know, not that it matters, eh? Danny Bouchard, he comes in ‘ere, we wipes up the floor, he wins a title or two, you know? Don’t really matter to me. Hey, what the [CENSORED] is this? Where’s the [CENSORED] sports pages?!?! Jesus [CENSORED]! [CENSORED] paperboy… HEY, YOU PATHETIC LITTLE [CENSORED], HERE’S YOUR PAPER BACK!!!!
( Danny Bouchard winds up, and flings the newspaper down the street. With a dull THWACK and a cry of “Ow!”. the paperboy goes down.)
That oughtta teach the [CENSORED]. You know, where I come from, the women, they do two things, they cook an clean, and they do something else, if you get my drift, eh? HAHAHA! But seriously, you can tell these women mean business, even if they are stupid anglos for the most part. Even the non-anglos, for the most part they annoy me, eh? Not enough real French-Canadian pride here, eh? Well, you know, I’m here to fix all that, and I think I’ll have fun, too! HAHAHA! Well, see you later, if you’re lucky! *Stupid [CENSORED] anglos…*
(Danny Bouchard walks back to his house, and slams the door behind him.)
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[Announcer]
This match is one fall and is for the OWA TV Championship. Introducing the challenger… being led down the aisle by Pretty Boy Monty… weighing in at 185 pounds.. here is Stacks Coltrain… And her opponent.. he is the current OWA TV Champion.. he weighs in at 230 pounds.. here is Asian Invasion!
[Ed]
This is the first of our three title matches today. There’s a lock up.. whip by Coltrain, shoulderblock by Invasion.. Invasion with a whip and Stacks nails him with a clothesline.. and another.. and a third and Invasion goes out of the ring to recuperate.
[Biff]
I always considered Invasion to be a midcarder.. I never thought he’d win a championship here in the OWA, but he proved me wrong. Invasion back in the ring at the 8 count.. Invasion nails Stacks with a kick.. and a clothesline.. and a dropkick by Invasion.
[Ed]
Invasion with a kick.. and a clothesline.. cover.. one.. two.. kickout by Stacks.. Headbutt by the TV Champion… Invasion with a diving shoulderblock, but Stacks moves out of the way and Invasion hits the mat.
[Biff]
Stacks with a clothesline.. and a flying legdrop! Stacks with a cross corner whip.. she charges in and Invasion lifts a knee and nails her and he clotheslines her from the corner. He’s going for the cover..
[Ed]
He’s got his feet up on the ropes.. one.. two.. three!! You’ve got to be kidding me!
[Announcer]
Winner of the match in 18:17, and still OWA Champion, Asian Invasion!
[Biff]
Asian Invasion with a win over former OWA Champion Stacks Coltrain.. he totally outsmarted her. Now, what’s this? Freddy Fever has come down to ringside.. he, Monty and Stacks are all over that referee..
[Ed]
Here comes a second official.. Invasion is on his way back to the dressing room with the TV Title..
[Biff]
What the heck is this other referee doing out here..
[Ed]
Let’s get an official announcment…
[Announcer]
The referee has REVERSED his previous decision.. winner as the result of a disqualification.. Stacks Coltrain!
[Biff]
Yeah, they can raise her hand, but Invasion is still the OWA TV Champion.
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[scene opens outside a classic European castle, dark and gothic, somewhere deep inside mountainous Bavaria. Scene cuts to the castle's audience chamber where flanked by two statuesque guards sits a stately man dressed in very regal clothing. He holds in his hand a golden scepter encrusted with jewels.]
[through the window can be heard the hissing of the wind and the sound of approaching hoofbeats.]
[from outside the room a voice rings out]
The Baron, Wolfgang Von Richter!
[through the large oak doors walks a huge man, his flowing red cape trailing behind him, The Baron. He walks proudly, stops in front of the raised dias and bows his head.
[The Baron]
My Lord, you summoned.
[Lord]
Yes Baron Richter. It is time. You are next to sit on the throne, but first you must prove yourself. Your family bloodline must be worthy of this royal position.
[The Baron]
My Lord, what else must I do? My lands yield superior harvests, my stables have won every event for the last five years, I have bested all who have claimed my right, I bring you taxes of great amount. I can go on my Lord.
[Lord]
You must prove your worth from outside the lands. Wolfgang, you must return with something that will bring the people honor and esteem. It must elevate your reverence to the highest. Then and only then will you be able to assume your position of eminence.
[The Baron]
When must I leave Lord?
[Lord, as he hands The Baron the golden scepter] Now, Wolfgang.
[scene cuts to the castle roadway as a horse and rider pass by. The sound of the hissing wind is heard as the hoofbeats fade.]
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[Camera opens on "Nature Girl" Michelle Cox standing in the OWA locker room with an OWA announcer. Cox is wearing a long black dress.]
[Shelly Marks]
I’m standing here with the OWA’s newest entry, “Nature Girl” Michelle Cox. Michelle, you’ve already made a challenge to the OWA champion, and you haven’t even wrestled here yet. Don’t you think that’s a little egotistical.
[Cox]
I don’t care about being egotistical. The fact of the matter is that as soon as I get a shot at the OWA title, it’ll be around my waist. The reason is because I’ll do what I have to do to win it, and I’ll do what I have to keep it.
[Shelly Marks]
Even if that means that you’ll alienate your fans?
[Cox]
My fans know what I’m all about. If they want to cheer me, they can, but they all know that the only way to win in the OWA is going down your own path. Those loyal fans will follow me, and they’ll be proud of me when I win that belt, and win it I will.
[Shelly Marks]
Well, that about does it from the OWA locker rooms.
[Camera fades to black.]
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[Announcer]
This match is one fall and is for the OWA Trio Tag Title. First introducing the challengers.. weighing in at a total combined weight of 442 pounds.. here is the team of Consuelo Salyards, Mariko and Wendy Ryker! And their opponents.. they are the current OWA Trio Tag Champions.. accompanied to the ring by Sir Goodwin.. weighing in at a total combined weight of 682 pounds.. here is the team of Anthony Hazard, The Shocker and Johnny Blades!
[Ed]
The bell and we’ve got Anthony Hazard starting out against Mariko.. Hazard with a quick jumping side kick.. Mariko nails him with a spin kick and goes for a chokehold.. one.. two.. three.. four.. Mariko lets loose the hold.. Mariko tags out to Consuelo Salyards..
[Biff]
Consuelo misses a clothesline and Hazard tags in The Shocker.. Shocker comes in and Salyards nails him with a hotshot.. whip by Salyards and Shocker nails her with a clothesline.. football tackle by Shocker.. and a powerslam..
[Ed]
Shocker tags in Johnny Blades.. Blades with a swinging neckbreaker.. Blades off the ropes, but Consuelo nails him with a spinning leg lariat.. she tags in Wendy Ryker.. Ryker goes right after Blades.. clothesline by Ryker.. and an enzuigiri to the face.. spin kick by Ryker and she tags in Mariko.. good teamwork by both teams..
[Biff]
Mariko comes in with a flying chop, but Blades nails her with a fist to the midsection.. whip by Blades.. reversal by Mariko.. Mariko goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Blades ducks.. Blades tosses Mariko out of the ring..
[Ed]
Mariko enters the ring, and Blades nails her with a stomp.. and goes for a whip.. duckdown by Blades, and Mariko nails him with her Spinning Crescent kick! Cover.. one.. two.. Shocker and Hazard make the save! The referee tries to get the two out of the ring and Wendy Ryker nails Johnny Blades with the ring bell!
[Biff]
What?!? That’s cheating! Mariko cover.. one.. two.. three!! We’ve got new Trio Champions!
[Announcer]
Winner of the match and NEW OWA Trio Tag Champions.. Wendy Ryker, Mariko and Consuelo Salyards!
[Ed]
A little return payback for Wendy Ryker… now wait just a moment.. her comes Mr. America.. he’s in the ring and pointing to you, Biff..
[Biff]
Me? Oh.. I guess I’ll see what he wants…
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[The scene opens on a tall slim redhead, working out in an Olympic style gym on the vertical bars. She does an impressive routine before leaping from the bars and landing in front of the camera. She's wearing a red one piece and her legs look incredibly muscular. She grins for a moment, then starts to speak.]
[Tori]
“I’m Terrible Tori, and I’m looking for a little competition. I’m open to all challengers who think they are up for the job.”
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[Back in the ring]
[Biff]
Ok, you have me up here. So what do you want to say?
[Mr. America]
Plain and simple. I’ve done a little bit of thinking…well…a whole lot of thinking. The fact of the matter is, you said that I was some of the hottest talent that the OWA has signed in awhile. The only drawback people saw with me was the Evil Empire. Well let me start from the get go. I come into the OWA in a blaze of glory. I have a chance at the TV title and forfeit it for the Evil Empire. Now, I know how to be a team player. Believe me. I can show you some footage, but I’ll leave that to the past. I come in and mock the “hasbeens”, as I like to call them, of the OWA. But there’s always been a constant. That’s the people that built this federation and that’s been the Traci Lane’s, the Pretty Boy Monty’s, the Freddy Fever’s of the place. Yeah, I’m a newbie around this place, but let’s face the facts. I’ve been in the ring awhile and I’m not new to it. I’ve stagnated here as of late, and that’s coming to an end. You know, if I put as much effort into the ring as I do with making people look like morons, I’d be pretty damn good wouldn’t you say Biff?
[Biff]
Well that’s an opinion question that…
[Mr. America]
We all know that I’m pretty damn close to hitting the nail on the head. Let’s put it like this. I’ve stood alone before and done better. I don’t need the damn Empire any longer. No, they haven’t held me back, and it’s not the egoes in that place. I just need my space to do what I do best and that’s come to the ring and earn my paycheck around this place. Tom, Davey, Virgo, Mariko, Fred, and whoever else I’m neglecting to mention. No more gunning for me because the prey just turned into the predator.
[Mr. America points to the camera.]
[Mr. America]
You thought I was nasty when I was with the Empire? You haven’t even seen the worst of it yet. It’s time to show you why I’m what every American aspires to be! Biff, sorry for threatening you, but sometimes people do stupid things when they lose their head. What would the OWA be without it’s best commentator? Tom, you’re the first man I’m coming for. You said you’re little history books call me some unknown undercard. Remember Tom, the future hasn’t been written as far as I’m concerned. No more games, no more talk. Here next week and we’ll see if the future truly can overcome the past. Why?
[Mr. America strikes a pose.]
[Mr. America]
Because I am the wrestler that controls his own future!
[Mr. America points to himself.]
[Mr. America]
And I am what EVERY American aspires to be!
[Mr. America exits the ring and walks back up the aisle.]
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[Multi-colored strobe lights are flashing all over an otherwise dark room]
[Voice]
since the first human walked the earth, they have been plagued by dreams of haunting accounts. These dreams were most often cast off as simply dreams. But not until recently, have studies shown that dreams are directly related to ones life. It has also been proven, that the worst of them can actually affect how a person lives his or her life.
[A figure appears within the strobes and begins to walk toward the camera]
[Voice]
These terrifying and most often brutal dreams are known as nightmares.
[The strobes ease down to a slow pulse as the figure now stands in full view. This towering man of some 6'5 feet plus, is dressed in a black poets shirt, white baggy pants and black wrestling boots. He is of a tanned complexion and has long white hair]
[Man]
You have hidden from yourselves long enough, it is time to reach deep within and release your true emotions.
[As he walks backward the strobes startup once again. It isn't long before he is out of site]
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[Voice - Over]
It could be his past.. but it’s definitely his future..
(the faces of Jungle Mask and Freddy Fever appear on the screen)
Next week, Freddy Fever faces Jungle Mask… On OWA Championship Wrestling.
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[Announcer]
This match is one fall. It is for the OWA Championship. First coming down the aisle.. weighing in at 185 pounds.. Here is “The Black Widow”.. Traci Lane! And introducing the OWA Champion.. standing 7′2″ tall.. weighing in at 367 pounds.. here is the giant.. Gustaffson!
[Ed]
We’ve waited a week for this match.. and I’m sure both competitors are hoping it’ll be the last.. referee holds high the OWA Championship belt and hands it down to ringside.. There’s a handshake.. Lock up.. Gustaffson with a dragon suplex, stuns the challenger right off the bat..
[Biff]
Gustaffson with a spinning powerbomb.. cover.. one.. two.. kickout by Lane.. Gus with a whip.. and Lane nails him with a forearm.. and another.. and a third that finally rocks the champion.. Lane goes to the second turnbuckle and nails Gus with a clothesline.. but he doesn’t go down..
[Ed]
Traci goes up again and nails him with.. no… Gus catches her and powerslams her to the mat.. one.. two.. kickout by Traci. Cross corner whip by Gus.. he charges in, but Traci ducks out of the way.. bulldog by Lane.. cover.. one.. kickout by Gustaffson.
[Biff]
Lane with a dropkick.. not much effect.. Lane off the ropes.. and Gus nails her with a clothesline.. Gus clamps on a full nelson.. but Lane is close to the ropes and the break is called. Gus with a big double axhandle chop..
[Ed]
Gus with a whip.. he goes for a backdrop, but Traci with a sunset flip.. she can’t roll him over.. Gus tries a sit down, but Traci moves out of the way.. Lane with a kick.. and a clothesline.. Traci with a whip.. and powerslam! She gets the big guy down!
[Biff]
Russian legsweep by Traci Lane.. cover.. one.. two.. kickout with force by Gustaffson.. Lane with a forearm smash and another.. Lane with a cross corner whip.. She rams the head of Gustaffson into the top turnbuckle..
[Ed]
Gustaffson nails her with an elbowsmash.. he climbs to the second turnbuckle, but Traci is right up.. and.. OH MY! She nails him off that second turnbuckle with a Gorilla Press Piledriver! I cannot believe that move on the big guy! Cover.. one.. two.. thre.. KICKOUT by Gustaffson!
[Biff]
Lane with a whip.. Gustaffson just mows her over with a football tackle.. Gus off the ropes.. Lane ducks a clothesline.. and nails him with a russian legsweep.. cover.. one.. two.. three!!! Lane has beat Gustaffson!
[Ed]
Let’s get the official word on this one..
[Announcer]
Winner of the match in 28:18, and for the third time, OWA Champion.. “The Black Widow” Traci Lane!!!
[Ed]
Lane has once again won the OWA Championship! We have run over our alotted time.. we’ll have more on this next week.. for Biff and the gang.. I’m Ed Bagel and we’ll see you next week!