Rachel Ryan vs. Pretty Boy Monty
[OWA Commissioner]
In addition we’ve signed all the necessary papers and can tell you the stipulations set for the Parking lot/Strap match that will be held at Hardcore Heaven between the Shocker and Pretty Boy Monty. Here is how this match will work.
100 square yards will be reserved in the parking lot and blocked off by guardrailing and police tape. The match will be held inside this containment. The match will begin after the first match which is the 12 wrestler battle royal. There is no time limit. We will go to other matches to save time and go back to the match between matches or if it looks like someone will win.
Each wrestler will be allowed to wear or bring whatever they want to the match. However, they will be handcuffed to the strap.. no one will be able to escape. There must be a winner. To win you much drag your opponent approximately 400 yards, by touching all four corners of the containment.
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[Ed]
Thanks and welcome to OWA Championship Wrestling. You heard comments regarding the Parking Lot Strap Match that will take place during Hardcore Heaven between Pretty Boy Monty and The Shocker. We have two final matches to announce for that big card and the remaining 5 wrestlers for the battle royal.
[Biff]
Hardcore Heaven will be pretty hardcore. I’m looking forward to that Parking Lot Strap Match. I hear they’re actually gonna let Marks and Bryant do the play by play for that match.
[Ed]
That’s correct. I tried to have them assign you that match so I could get a break, but they were determined to keep you inside the building for some reason…
[Biff]
Hey.. shut up..
[Ed]
Hey.. tonight we have all four OWA titles on the line.. but let’s go to ringside for our opening contest.
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[Announcer]
This match is one fall and is for the InterNet Championship. First.. the challenger.. a member of the Elite, accompanied to the ring by his manager, Sir Goodwin, weighing in at 230 pounds.. here is the former InterNet Champion, The Shocker! Coming to ringside along with Traci Lane.. here is the InterNet Champion, weighing in at 350 pounds.. here is the giant.. Gustaffson!
[Ed]
With that.. we have a handshake and the bell rings.. lockup.. knee lift by the giant.. and clothesline.. Gustaffson misses another clothesline.. and Shocker retaliates with an atomic drop.
[Biff]
Shocker whips Gustaffson into the corner and charges in shoulderfirst.. Gustaffson moves out of the way and Shocker runs his shoulder into the ring post…
[Ed]
Gustaffson quickly sets him up and executes the Drop Piledriver.. one.. two.. three!!!
Winner of the match and still InterNet Champion, Gustaffson! Time of match 58 seconds.
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[Ed]
Let’s go to this footage from last week’s TV Title match and have comments from the TV Champion.
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[Biff]
She should cover him… but she picks him up.. piledriver!.. she’s going for the mask!!!
[Ed]
The referee is right in there and warning her not to take off the mask…
[Biff]
I don’t think she cares at this point.. Mayhem is out and cannot stop her…
[Ed]
He’s starting to move… she’s got it halfway unlaced!
[Biff]
She jerks it off.. and Mayhem is outta there!!!
[Ed]
He moved too quickly to see.. but Mariko has the mask!
[Biff]
There’s a bell…
Winner of this match as a results of a DQ at 21:56 is Masked Mayhem!
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{In the locker room following that incident}
[Mariko]
“Hey Masked Mayhem, or should I say Masked Mushroom, here’s your mask. I’m very surprised you did not run away in shame for the way I beat you like a drum and took your mask. If you want this back, sign a contract to face me anytime, anywhere, any rules. I will never back down from you or anyone else, so be prepared for a lesson in pain and suffering. You should not wear this mask, your face is too good looking for it. NOT! You should wear a better mask so I can’t pull it off and scare people to death! (Twirls the mask around a finger) Just see me in the ring and if you win, you can have this (winks at the camera and blows a kiss, then wiggles her hips seductively). Sayanara, Masky
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[Ed]
We can announce at this time, it’ll be mask vs. title at Hardcore Heaven as Mariko takes on Masked Mayhem in a rematch. If Mayhem wins, he’ll be the TV Champion.. if Mariko wins, then Mayhem will no longer be able to wear a mask in the OWA. Let’s get down to ringside for our next title match.
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(The camera shwos the interior of a well-maintained but old gym. The place is almost empty, due to the late hour, except for a few hardcore individuals. Two of these people are Monica Brant and Mariko of the Femme Fatales. Monica is working the Nautalis machine, lifting impressive amounts of weight, while Mariko is working a heavy bag. With a loud cry, Mariko spin kicks the bag, splitting it in two and spreading the stuffing all over the area.)
[Monica]
Mariko! That’s the third one today!
[Mariko]
Hai. American bags are so much weaker than Japanise bags.
[Monica]
Or Canadian!
(The two of them chuckle, then Mariko looks deadly serious.)
[Mariko]
Monica, you are a good frie nd and training partner, but there comes a time when we must face each other and see who is best…that will be me. (Monica nods but doesn’t interrupt.) But you are a very worthy opponent and you have my respect for being such a great wrestler, much more so than that fat Masked Mayhem, who was more like a masked mushroom.
[Monica]
(Smiles) Masked Mayhem’s mushrooms make meals marrrvelous! (The two women chuckle again. It’s Monica’s turn to be serious.) Mariko, I’m glad we’ll still be friends after I take the title from you. After all, we both know it’s nothing personal. I tell you what, I’ll even lend you my red bodysuit you loved so much after the match.
[Mariko]
(Staring straight at her future opponent.) You will still have to beat me, Monica.
[Monica]
(Returning the gaze) That’s the plan, Mariko.
(The two competitors seem to have a battle of wills to see who will flinch first. The air around them seems to get tense, but then Mariko smiles.)
[Mariko]
Monica, you will be the most difficult opponent I’ve faced in the OWA yet. It will be a most strenuous task to face you. I look forward to the challenge and whoever wins, we will always remain friends and respectful of each other.
[Monica]
And I look forward to testing my skills against one of the mosty worthy champions in the OWA, and one of the best tag-team partners a girl could have.
[Mariko]
Monica! You promised you wouldn’t mention that in public.
[Monica]
I meant in the ring.
[Mariko]
…Oh.
(The two smile, and then return to their seperate workouts.)
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[Announcer]
This match is one fall and is for the OWA Television Championship. First.. the challenger.. she is a member of the Femme Fatale.. weighing in at 157 pounds.. here is “Misty” Monica Brant! And now introducing the OWA Television Champion.. also a member of the Femme Fatale.. she weighs in at 167 pounds.. here is Mariko!
{Gustaffson makes his way down the aisle, grabs a chair and sits in the middle of the walkway..}
[Announcer continues]
A special stipulation added by the OWA Commissioner states that Femme Fatale bodyguard and InterNet Champion, Gustaffson will remain at ringside to watch for outside interference.
[Ed]
Interesting turn of events as Gustaffson takes a neutral seat in the aisle to watch this contest.. Now.. at Hardcore Heaven, the TV Champion, whether it be Monica or Mariko.. will take on Masked Mayhem in a Title vs. Mask match. But Mariko has a difficult obstable in her own stable mate and tag team partner, Monica Brant.
[Biff]
Remember though.. these two have met before.. back at Press Your Luck.. in the first round, they fought to a 20 min time limit draw.. this match has a 30 min time limit.. can we have a decisive winner in this one??
[Ed]
There’s the bell.. they circle each other for a moment and lock up. Brant whips Mariko, who comes off with a clothesline that misses, she’s off the ropes and into an elbow by Monica. Mariko backs up a little… they lock up again.. Mariko with a whip… reversal by Monica.. Monica goes for a backdrop.. but no.. Mariko catches is and nails Monica with a piledriver..
[Biff]
Mariko got the better of that exchange.. Monica was hurt by that piledriver.. Monica with a punch that Mariko ducks and turns into a backslide… one.. kickout by Monica.. Mariko whips Monica off the ropes and catches her with a powerslam.. one.. two.. kickout by Monica.
[Ed]
Monica with a leg trip and turns it into a Boston crab.. she bends way back on Mariko.. you can see the pain on Mariko.. but she’s fighting it.. trying to make it to the ropes.. she reaches out.. and finally is able to grab the ropes and the ref calls for the break..
[Biff]
Monica back up and waits for Mariko.. lockup and hiptoss by Monica Brant.. and Monica goes for the octopus hold, but Mariko is quicker this time making it to the ropes as Monica releases the hold.. another lock up.. hammerlock by Monica into a backward bridge suplex.. one.. two.. kickout by Mariko..
[Ed]
Monica Brant seems to be in charge of this match at this time.. she whips Mariko into the ropes and goes for a flying forearm smash.. Mariko ducks and Brant nails the ref..
[Biff]
Doh.. what’s the ref doing in the middle of the match like that?!? Hold up.. Monica comes up behind Mariko and applies her Cobra Sleeper!!! It’s over.. new champion.. gotta be..
[Ed]
Mariko is going out.. but there’s no ref.. the ref is out.. he cannot check.. Monica is looking around for the ref.. I think Mariko is out of it at this point.. Monica releases the hold and goes over to shake the ref… but he’s not moving..
[Biff]
Mariko’s moving a bit now.. Gustaffson looks a bit worried at ringside, but he remains seated.. the ref is has fallen from the ring.. and coming to ringside is a second official.. he’s stopped by Gustaffson.. the ref is telling Gustaffson that he’s come to take over the match.. so Gustaffson finally let’s him pass.
[Ed]
Monica pulls up Mariko and whips her.. Mariko comes off the ropes.. double clothesline.. they are both down.. but Mariko is the worse for wear.. Monica slowly gets to her feet.. Monica off the ropes.. but Mariko catches her with a powerslam.. Mariko groggily goes to the top rope… but Monica is up and nails Mariko with a chop that knocks her down onto the top turnbuckle…
[Biff]
Monica climbs to the second turnbuckle and… superplex! Cover by Brant.. one.. two.. kickout by Mariko.. Monica with a whip.. and Mariko comes off with a flying forearm and nails Brant. Mariko with a flying dropkick! Cover by Mariko.. one.. two.. kickout by Brant.
[Ed]
Mariko nails Monica with the Spinning Crescent Kick.. cover.. one.. two.. thre… NO! Kickout by Brant.. Mariko goes for a bodyslam, but Brant holds on and cradles.. one.. two.. reversal.. one.. two.. three!!
Winner of the match and still OWA TV Champion, Mariko. Time of match: 23:21
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(Scene open’s up at Shogun’s mansion. He is in a hot tub with two beautiful geisha girls at his sides.)
[Elaine Bryant]
Well Mr. Shogun I would like to thank you for inviting me to your home for this afternoon’s interview. So tell me how you felt last week when you saw Chaos burn the Family logo? I mean what was going threw your mind at that moment?
[Shogun]
Okay I’ll tell you!! Just pure hatred for that man,how dare he burns the logo of my new found friends. I’m sure when Monty hear’s about this there will be HELL TO PAY!
[Elaine Bryant]
It seems lately that everybody wants a piece of the Family. There’s Asian Invasion, Chaos, Johnny Fate and many more. Why is everyone aiming at the Family?
[Shogun]
I guess when your the most succesful STABLE in the OWA, people get jealous and frustated with our fame and therefore we end up having lots of enemies. And if Chaos wants to try killing the Family, well he better take ticket and line up behind the rest of the bozos who want a crack at us.
[Elaine Bryant]
Let’s move on to something else,what about your up coming match with Scott Colbalt? What do you predict?
[Shogun]
Well I predict that I’ll win of course,I just want to wish him luck and a speedy recovery in the hospital after I’m done with him. (Shogun smirks..)
[Elaine Bryant]
I see you have great confidence in yourself. Do you have any comments about the defeated you suffered at Mariko’s hands?
[Shogun]
I was giving Mariko a sound thrashing when suddenly she got a lucky pin. What else can I say sometimes you get lucky sometimes you don’t. Also I think Mariko would of made a good geisha girl for me, but after that facebite I gave her I don’t think her own mother would want her. I can see Mariko loosing her belt very shortly, lately all her matches have been very close. I think she’s running out of steam.
[Elaine Bryant]
Mr.Shogun what about your match with (Shogun interupts and says)
[Shogun]
Listen, thanks for comming over but thats all the time I have for today I have other important things to take care of. (Shogun put his arms around the geisha girls and slips underwater with them. Scene fades out)
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[Announcer]
This match is one fall. First already in the ring.. along with Pretty Boy Monty.. here is a member of the Family, weighing in at 230 pounds.. here is Shogun! And his opponent.. now making his way to ringside. Weighing in at 271 lbs.. here is “Great” Scott Cobalt!!
[Ed]
Introductions are out of the way.. We have a lock up.. Shogun with an elbow.. chokehold by Scott Cobalt.. one.. two.. three.. four.. he lets go of the hold.. belly to belly by Cobalt, followed by a clothesline.. cover.. one.. two.. kickout by Shogun…
[Biff]
Cobalt misses a clothesline… and Shogun nails him with a back heel kick… Shogun with a bite on the face.. hehehe… clothesline by Shogun that sends Cobalt over the top rope and to the floor..
[Ed]
Hold on a minute.. Cobalt just pulled something from under the ring.. it’s a fire extinguisher.. They are fighting over the fire extinguisher… Shogun gets it and NAILS Cobalt with it..
[Biff]
We have BLOOD! Cobalt is busted wide open.. He rolls back into the ring.. Shogun follows.. hold up.. Chaos just charged ringside and nailed Monty! We have a brawl going on outside the ring..
[Ed]
Shogun starts to go outside to stop the fight, but Cobalt rolls him up… one.. two.. he’s pulling the tights!.. three!!!
Winner of the match, Scott Cobalt. Time of Match: 10:18.
[Ed]
We have a mess down at ringside..
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{Inside a caged ring, sit Prince Frederick on his throne and Amazon Woman at his side.}
[Frederick]
Feh! Brawlers, Inc. How absurd. MegaDummy and FigNewton. Put you two together and your IQ is that of the average garden slug.
{Amazon Woman chuckles at that}
[Frederick]
Did you like that one? I was rather humored myself. (he stands and approaches one of the caged sides of the ring) Do you think I like be held captive inside a cage to fight for my life?!? Well.. I don’t. I don’t like it one bit! But you see, that’s where you are making your mistake. When I am caged, that’s when I have to fight for my survival. And with my lovely Amazon Woman, princess of the jungle, at my side, it only means doom for you two.
{Amazon Woman has climbed to the top of the cage}
[Amazon]
To win, is survival. One team wins and the other one loses. We will remain the OWA Tag Team Champions after Hardcore Heaven. Put us in a cage and watch the blood flow. It won’t be ours, it’ll be yours. You want to put us in a cage, YOU have to deal with the consequences. The murders will not be on our hands for you forced us to fight for our lives.
[Frederick]
(resits himself in his throne) That’s correct. Treat us like rabid beasts and rabid beasts we become. Brawlers, Inc. Get out, before it’s too late.
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[Announcer]
This match is one fall and is for the OWA Tag Team Championship. First the challengers.. they are the former OWA Tag Team Champions, accompanied to the ring by their manager Sir Goodwin, at a total combined weight of 488 pounds, here are Danny Maxx and Johnny Blades, the Extremists.
[Biff]
We have action already.. from behind.. Frederick and Amazon Woman have attacked the Extremists.. we have Amazon Woman and Danny Maxx slugging it out at the aisleway, while Frederick and Blades have fought back towards the lockers room.. we’ve dispatched Shelly Marks to get back there for some word on that..
[Ed]
Meanwhile, Amazon Woman just piledrove Danny Maxx on the aisleway.. we are in some serious trouble here.. she’s picked him up and.. oh no.. running powerslam on the aisleway..
[Biff]
Haha..er.. I mean.. we’re going to need some serious medical personnel handy here in a bit.. we’ve got Shelly Marks on the handheld in the back.. Shelly.. can you hear us?!?
[Shelly - in the back locker room area]
Yes.. I can hear you… we’ve got some problems on this end as Prince Frederick and Johnny Blades have fought back here.. and as you can see.. Prince Frederick is choking Blades down.. we’re not sure what prompted this vicious attack from the Royal pair, but they are vicious tonight..
[Ed]
Shelly.. is there anyone else around there that can split that up..
[Shelly]
No.. there’s no one here.. oh.. wait.. some wrestlers are coming this way.. Frederick.. oh no.. he just used a brainbuster on Blades here on the cement.. we’re going to need some help back here.. medically speaking.. the wrestlers have pulled off Frederick…
[Biff]
We’ve still got some action here as Amazon Woman just whipped Danny Maxx into the steel ring post. He’s not bleeding and not really moving here.. ack.. she’s coming this way.. I’m outta..
[Ed]
Oh.. now you don’t..
[Amazon]
You want rabid beasts.. that’s what you get.. see you at Hardcore Heaven, Brawlers, Inc.
[Ed]
We’re going to try to get some order restored.. let’s go to Myers with the Hardcore Heaven Update
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[Myers]
This is Myers Watterson and we’re going to try to get some order restored back in the studio before we go back, so in the meantime this is your Hardcore Heaven update…
Hardcore Heaven coming to you live on PPV, September 8th.
OWA Champion Rachel Ryan will defends her OWA Title against Stacks Coltrain and Anthony Hazard.. in a triangle ladder match. That’s right.. her belt will be suspended high above the ring. The three will battle is out until someone can grab that ladder and put it in the ring and climb up and take the OWA Belt. That person will become the new champion.
We’ll have a ‘Parking Lot/Strap Match’ involving InterNet Champion The Shocker and Pretty Boy Monty. We now know all the stipulations for that match and it should be a wild one.
Now.. we just saw Prince Frederick and Amazon Woman in their rabid state. They’ll be taking on Brawlers, Inc. in a cage/texas tornado match and the OWA Tag Team titles will be on the line.
We also know that Traci Lane and The Executioner will battle in a Falls Count Anywhere match. There will be a special referee for this match, who will be allowed to fight back if pressed.
We also know there will be a 10 wrestlers battle royal.. with the last three in the ring to be granted InterNet title shots against the Giant Gustaffson in a ‘Run the Gauntlet’ style series of matches. We’ll have more on that next week. Here are first 5 of the 10 names to be in this battle Royal.. The Extremists, Danny Maxx and Johnny Blades, Miguel Thunder, Sentry and Chaos. And now announcing the remaining five. Monica Brant, Johnny Stallion, Mike Mustang, Stealth V and Johnny Danger.
Shogun will be taking on Asian Sensation in a ‘Find the Kendo Stick’ match. A kendo stick will be hidden somewhere around ringside. Once it’s found, it can be used as a weapon.
We now know that a rematch has been signed between Mariko and Masked Mayhem for the Hardcore Heaven as well, it’ll be a Title vs. Mask match.
And finally, JetStream will take on Johnny Danger in a first blood match.
That’s the complete card for Hardcore Heaven! We’re ready to go back to Biff and Ed now… I think
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[Ed]
Okay.. first.. Danny Maxx and Johnny Blades have been taken out of this building and to a medical facility. However, I am told by the medical personel that their injuries are minor. They will more than likely not be missing any matches due to this attack. Let’s go to ringside for our main event.
[Announcer]
This match is one fall and is for the OWA Heavyweight Championship. First.. the challenger.. representing the Family.. accompanied to the ring by Pretty Boy Monty.. weighing in at 273 pounds, here is JetStream! And his opponent is the OWA Heavyweight Champion. Accompanied to the ring by the giant, Gustaffson. Weighing in at 205 pounds, here is “The Enforcer” Rachel Ryan!
[Ed]
The title is on the line.. there’s the bell and we have a lock up.. Ryan hits with a kick.. and a gutwrench suplex.. Ryan off the ropes, but JetStream quickly catches her with a backdrop..
{{I’m running out off room and time 
Gonna brief this match — Ryan and JetStream trade moves back and forth.. back and forth.. Ryan hitting with a bulldog, kneedrop, choke slam… JetStream comes back with a Frankensteiner, forearm smash, and moonsault.. Ryan coming back with powerslam, and a spinebuster slam.. Jetstream applies some submission holds like a full nelson and an abdominal stretch.))
[Biff]
JetStream nails Ryan with a flying forearm and goes for a cover.. one.. two.. reversal by Ryan.. one.. two.. three!!
Winner of the match and still OWA Champion, Rachel Ryan. Time of the match: 16:12
