Mariko vs. Masked Mayhem
[Biff]
Shocker off the ropes.. Gustaffson is up and nails him with an elbow.. Gustaffson with a piledriver…. he picks up Shocker and places him on the top turnbuckle.. DDT!
[Ed]
We have a cover.. one.. two.. three!!! New champion!
Winner of the match and NEW North American Champion.. the Giant.. Gustaffson! Time of Match: 10:55
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[Ed]
Welcome to OWA Championship Wrestling.. and yes. we have a new North American Champion in the Giant, Gustaffson. on the heels of that bit win we have this prerecorded announcment from the OWA Commissioner regarding Hardcore Heaven.
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[OWA Commissioner]
Thanks for joining me.
At this time I’d like to announce that at Hardcore Heaven, we’ll have a 10 wrestler battle royal. The last 3 standing in that battle royal will get a shot at the North American Champion later on that same card, in a ‘Run the Gauntlet’ style matches. Those 10 participants will be announced later on during this telecast.
In addition we’ve signed all the necessary papers and can tell you the stipulations set for the Parking lot/Strap match that will be held at Hardcore Heaven between the Shocker and Pretty Boy Monty. Here is how this match will work.
100 square yards will be reserved in the parking lot and blocked off by guardrailing and police tape. The match will be held inside this containment. The match will begin after the first match which is the 12 wrestler battle royal. There is no time limit. We will go to other matches to save time and go back to the match between matches or if it looks like someone will win.
Each wrestler will be allowed to wear or bring whatever they want to the match. However, they will be handcuffed to the strap.. no one will be able to escape. There must be a winner. To win you much drag your opponent approximately 400 yards, by touching all four corners of the containment.
Since the Shocker is no longer the North American Champion, that title will not be on the line in this match. We will have security around the containment.. there will be no interference. The legal aspect of signing this match was long and grueling, but we think that the fans will enjoy seeing this match.
Thanks for your time.
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[Biff] *blinks*
[Ed] *blinks*
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[Announcer]
This match is one fall. First making his way to ringside.. weighing in at 275 pounds.. here is Sentry! And announcing his opponent, already in the ring.. weighing in at 392 pounds, here is Stealth V.
[Ed]
Wow.. what an announcement by the OWA commissioner.. this is truly going to be an epic occassion coming up at Hardcore Heaven.
[Biff]
I cannot believe the rules for that parking lot match.. damn.. up in the ring.. Stealth V with a clothesline… he misses with a second.. dragon suplex by Sentry..
[Ed]
One.. two.. three! It’s over!
Winner of the match at 1:51, Sentry!
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{Johnny Fate walks to the announcers table and grabs the mic from Ed}
[Johnny]
I’m out here to tell the fans one thing……You know I’ve been coming out here and challenging a certain someone to a match. And I’ve even interfered in his matches, but this man has left the OWA!! Now I’m not going to mention any names, but all of you know who he is!!! He ran away because he was scared!! Scared of what might have happened to him…. Well that was just an example of “Fate knocking at someones door”!! Now I’d like to talk about someone else….JetStream!!! This is another loser that needs to take a hike!! And thats why I’m challanging him to a first blood match!!! I want that loser to feel pain!!!! JetStream….. Fate is knocking at your door….. Go ahead answser it… HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
{Johnny Fate throws the mic down and walks away}
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[Announcer]
This match is one fall with the winner to get a shot at the OWA TV Championship next week. First.. at ringside.. weighing in at 230 lbs.. here is Miguel Thunder! And his opponents.. accompanied to the ring by the North American Champion, Gustaffson.. weighing in at 157 pounds.. here is “Misty” Monica Brant!
[Ed]
Lock up.. headbutt by Brant.. and a hiptoss.. she’s blowing a kiss to the audience..
[Biff]
That was for me.. so stay out of the way… Thunder is up and kicks Monica.. fireman’s carry by Thunder and a northern lights suplex.. one.. two.. kickout by Brant.. Thunder’s posing to the ladies in the audience…. that’s for you..
[Ed]
Shut up.. clothesline by Brant.. and piledriver! Cover.. one… two.. kickout by Thunder… Monica clamps on the cobra sleeper..
[Biff]
He’s outta there.. the bell rings..
Winner of the match in 5:11 is Monica Brant. -
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{Chaos is standing in front of the Family’s Logo}
First, let’s talk business. I’m new here in the OWA, but i’m a old member. I was with the Family but…… {Chaos turns around a starts to burn the Family Logo} I got screwed over. This is what i’m going to do to the Family. Burn Them. Burn Them ALL. And never put the fire out. As for you Johnny Fate. I can’t believe your going to step into the ring with me. After the match you wish you’d NEVER steped in the ring with me. I have something to prove, and i will prove it. I will take you out.{As the Burned Family Logo hits the ground, Chaos goes crazy} I WILL KILL THE FAMILY!
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[Announcer]
This match is one fall. First in the ring… weighing in at 245 pounds.. here is Johnny Fate.. and his opponent.. coming down the aisle.. here is Chaos!
{{{ This match goes back and forth.. Johnny attacks Chaos before the bell and the tides go back and forth easily.. until Chaos bumps the ref}}
[Biff] Ouch..
[Ed]
Johnny Fate has grabbed that pipe and nails Chaos with it. He shakes the ref awake and clamps on the figure four to Chaos.. the ref is counting..
[Biff] one.. two.. three!!
Winner of the match in 3:59, Johnny Fate.
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{{The debut of Johnny Danger vs. 1-2-3 Mark}}
[Ed]
Bell rings. Danger pummels Mark. Danger is ruthless in his debut. Danger brainbusters Mark. Danger puts him in the camel clutch. Danger gives Mark an inverted powerbomb. Danger covers him 1,2, no Danger pulls him up.
[Biff]
Danger gives him a leaping DDT. 1,2, Danger pulls him up again! Danger executes a Northern Lights suplex. A cover 1,2, Danger pulls him up again! Danger puts Mark in the Sharpshooter. Mark makes it to the ropes. Savate kick by Danger. Another cover 1,2, he picks up Mark again! Danger whips Mark into the ropes and delivers a spinebuster. Danger lays across Mark non-challontly. 1,2, Mark reverses the pin with a roll up! 1,2,3 Mark wins! Danger goes over to do an interview.
[Shelly Marks]
I am here with Johnny Danger who lost his pro debut match to the 1-2-3 Mark after so many insiders of the mat wars had high expectations for Danger and he losses to a jobber!”
[Johnny Danger]
Shut up! Listen he was lucky! I felt bad for the loser so I let him win onE match! That’s it! I take everything and ervyone seriously!”
[Shelly Marks]
Will you ever wrestle for the OWA???”
[Danger]
Are you as stupid as you look?!?! Of course I will wrestle in the OWA!”
[Marks]
There you have it.. despite losing his debut, Danger will continue to wrestle in the OWA.
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[Asian Invasion]
Shogun!!! I’m finally getting my wish, you my friend are about to be whoop Kendo style. But before even Hardcore Heaven, I’m going to do, what someone should’ve done along time ago, I’m going to take apart the family PIECE by ugly ass PIECE!!! And I plan on starting with the Pretty Boy!!! Monty, how about you and me, one-on-one on OWA Championship Wrestling. I’m gonna take you like a cold pizza
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This match is one fall and is for the OWA TV Championship. First in the ring.. weighing in at 325 pounds.. here is the mysterious.. Masked Mayhem! And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by the giant, Gustaffson.. here is the OWA Television Champion, Mariko!
((Match starts out great.. lots of action by the two.. Mayhem seems to be a bit more dominant. He uses lots of choking.. but Mariko fights back valiantly. We pick it up 18 minutes into the match. We are out of the ring}}
[Biff]
Mayhem just whipped Mariko into the ringsteps.. he tosses her back into the ring and powerbombs her… one.. two.. kickout by Mariko..
[Ed]
What a fighter Mariko is.. Mayhem picks her up and whips.. Mariko off the ropes.. Spinning Crescent Kick and Mayhem is down!
[Biff]
She should cover him… but she picks him up.. piledriver!.. she’s going for the mask!!!
[Ed]
The referee is right in there and warning her not to take off the mask…
[Biff]
I don’t think she cares at this point.. Mayhem is out and cannot stop her…
[Ed]
He’s starting to move… she’s got it halfway unlaced!
[Biff]
She jerks it off.. and Mayhem is outta there!!!
[Ed]
He moved too quickly to see.. but Mariko has the mask!
[Biff]
There’s a bell…
Winner of this match as a results of a DQ at 21:56 is Masked Mayhem!
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[Myers]
This is Myers Watterson for your Hardcore Heaven update…
Hardcore Heaven coming to you live on PPV, September 8th.
OWA Champion Rachel Ryan will defends her OWA Title against Stacks Coltrain and Anthony Hazard.. in a triangle ladder match. That’s right.. her belt will be suspended high above the ring. The three will battle is out until someone can grab that ladder and put it in the ring and climb up and take the OWA Belt. That person will become the new champion.
We’ve heard comments this week from the OWA Commissioner in regards to the ‘Parking Lot/Strap Match’ involving The Shocker and Pretty Boy Monty. We now know all the stipulations for that match and it should be a wild one.
It’ll be Brawlers, Inc. will taking on the NEW OWA Tag Team Champions, Amazon Woman and Prince Frederick at Hardcore Heaven. That match will be a cage/texas tornado match and the titles will be on the line.
We also know that Traci Lane and The Executioner will battle in a Falls Count Anywhere match. There will be a special referee for this match, who will be allowed to fight back if pressed.
We also know there will be a 10 wrestlers battle royal.. with the last three in the ring to be granted North American title shots against the Giant Gustaffson in a ‘Run the Gauntlet’ style series of matches. We’ll have more on that next week. Here are 5 of the 10 names to be in this battle Royal.. The Extremists, Danny Maxx and Johnny Blades, Miguel Thunder, Sentry and Chaos. We’ll have the other 5 names next week.
And this one was also signed this past week. Shogun will be taking on Asian Sensation in a ‘Find the Kendo Stick’ match. A kendo stick will be hidden somewhere around ringside. once it’s found, it can be used as a weapon.
We’ve been informed that a rematch is being signed between Mariko and Masked Mayhem for the Hardcore Heaven as well.
We’ll have more matches to announce next week.. let’s get to ringside for our main event.
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[Announcer]
This match is one fall, the winner to receive a OWA Title shot next week against Rachel Ryan. First.. coming down the aisle, accompanied to the ring by his tag team partner, Johnny Stallion.. here is one half of the Chiefs.. weighing in at 245 pounds, here is Mike Mustang! And his opponent.. the former North American and OWA TV Champion.. weighing in at 274 pounds and accompanied to the ring by Pretty Boy Monty, here is JetStream!
{{This match starts out very scientific.. nice moves back and forth.. JetStream holds a slight edge… joining at 11 minute mark}}
[Biff]
Mustang with a facerake.. whip by Mustang and Jetstream comes out with a clothesline!
[Ed]
Jetstream goes to the top and Elbow drop!
[Biff]
One.. two.. three! JetStream gets the title shot!
Winner of the match at 13:54, Jetstream.
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[Ed] That’s all the time we have for this week… next week.. Mariko vs. Monica Brant and JetStream vs. Rachel Ryan..