Shocker vs. Gustaffson
[Biff]
Superkick by Frederick on Maxx… Blades has a cradles on Amazon Woman… the ref is trying to break up Frederick and Maxx.. Amazon Woman finally kicks out.. She is nailed by a clothesline from Blades and another cover.. but no ref paying attention..
[Ed]
I cannot believe this.. the referee is chewing out Maxx.. Frederick nails Blades from behind and whips him.. into Amazon Woman.. she turns around and they collide head first.. Frederick looks at Amazon for a moment then covers Blades.. one.. two.. three!!!
[Announcer]
Winner of the match, in 10 minutes even and NEW OWA Tag Team Champions.. Amazon Woman and Prince Frederick!
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[Prince Frederick]
Finally.. our due has finally come. We are the new Tag Team Champions and there is nothing you can do about it. Brawlers, Inc., The Chiefs.. and yes.. the Extremists will all get their chances..
[Amazon Woman - w/ bandaid on her forehead]
At Hardcore Heaven, we won’t hold back. Inside a steel cage is where we’ll be and there won’t be any rules. So.. Whoever our challenger is.. you might reconsider your decision to step into it with us.
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[Ed]
Welcome to OWA Championship Wrestling.. we have new tag team Champions.. Amazon Woman and Prince Frederick.. and tonight we have two titles on the line. Mariko will defend her TV Championship against Shogun.. and North American Champion, the Shocker will be challenged by the Giant, Gustaffson.
[Biff]
I’m predicting two new champions tonight! I’m also predicting we’ll have a Cheifs vs. Amazon/Frederick match at Hardcore Heaven. The Chiefs will send Brawlers, Inc. packing. And.. I start my own interview segment.. called ‘The Voice Box’ my guest will be none other than OWA World’s Champion, Rachel Ryan.
[Ed]
That ought to be interesting.. let’s go down to ringside for our first match of the evening.
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[Sabin]
CHIEFS! WE ARE GOING TO FIGHT! I have a Fist Flurry with your names on it.
{Sabin holds up his fists “CHIEFS” is writen on his knuckles.}
[MegaDiesel]
When the curtian falls, when the ring is taken down and has long forgoten, what is your legacy? I’ll tell you what ours is going to be, ours is gonna be pinning you two lame ass suckas to that white canvas mat, Stallion and Mustang, and you two bucking broncos are going to be tamed!
[Sabin]
LET’S DANCE!
[MegaDiesel]
MEGADIESEL POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Mustang]
The time for talking is over. We are here for one reason we WILL be the next OWA Tag Team Champs…wait and see!
[Stallion]
The Chiefs will take you down Brawlers… and when we do you can bet that nothing will be in the way for us to win the GOLD!
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[Announcer]
This match is one fall and is a contenders match for the OWA tag team champions! First.. weighing at a combined weight of 667 pounds.. here are Sabin Figaro… MegaDiesel… Brawlers, Inc!… and their opponents.. weighing in at a total combined weight of 520 pounds.. here is the team made up of Johnny Stallion and Mike Mustang.. here are the Chiefs!
[Ed]
Okay.. tag team action this week.. Sabin Figaro starts out for his team against Johnny Stallion. Figaro and Stallion lock up… whip by Figaro.. reversal by Stallion.. Figaro off the ropes with a European uppercut… Tag out to MegaDiesel by Figaro.. MegaDiesel tosses Stallion out of the ring.. MegaDiesel follows and whips Stallion into the ringsteps. MegaDiesel with another whip, but Stallion reverses it this time sending the big guy into the ringsteps.
[Biff]
Stallion rolls back into the ring.. and MegaDiesel follows.. Stallion with a tag to Mustang. Mustang tries to choke slam the big guy.. but there’s just no way, as MegaDiesel whips Mustang into the corner. Mustang fires out of the corner with a clothesline that rocks MegaDiesel. Thrust kick by Mustang..
[Ed]
MegaDiesel swings a wild punch that connects and Mustang goes down.. MegaDiesel tags out to Figaro.. Sabin with a double underhook suplex.. rollup by Figaro.. one.. two.. and kickout by Mustang.. Mike Mustang nails Figaro with an elbow and tags out to Stallion.
[Biff]
Figaro quickly cuts him off with a flying clothesline.. Figaro off the ropes, but Stallion nails him with a clothesline… powerslam by Johnny Stallion.. one.. two.. kickout by Figaro.. Stallion tags out to Mustang.. double axhandle chop by Mustang.. whip by Mustang.. Figaro with a flying lariat off the ropes.. Sabin with a punch to the midsection.. and he tags out to MegaDiesel..
[Ed]
MegaDiesel quickly uses a bulldog headlock.. legdrop by MegaDiesel.. he tags out to Figaro.. Figaro whips Mustang into the corner.. and Fist Flurry by Sabin.. cover.. MegaDiesel blocks Stallion from entering.. one.. two.. three!!
Winners of this match.. Brawlers, Inc.!! Time of match: 17:33
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[Ed] Let’s take you back to highlights of the last encounter between Traci Lane and the Executioner…
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[Biff]
Lane better get her stuff together.. that’s three pinfall attempts in only a few moments.. Executioner slaps on the figure four leglock.. Lane is in a lot of pain here… she finally makes it to the ropes, but the damage is done.. she gets to her feet, but limps a bit.. Executioner with a clothesline.. but Lane ducks sending Executioner over the top rope… she slides out, but he catches her with a forearm smash…
[Ed]
Executioner smashes her head into the ring apron.. he whips her.. no.. reversal by Lane, sending Executioner into the guardrail.. she turns to enter the ring and he nails her with a running clothesline…. he removes the padding from ringside… hey.. what the hell…
[Biff]
He’s going for a piledriver.. Lane reverses it with a backdrop.. the bell is ringing here.. obvious double countout.. but they are still fighting.. Executioner body slams Lane on the floor.. he picks her up.. and she slugs him and runs his head into the ring post..
[Ed]
We’ll be back after we get some order restored…
Results: Double Countout. Time of Match: 12:56
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[Announcer]
This rematch is for one fall.. it has no time limit.. First.. accompanied to the ring by Pretty Boy Monty.. he is a member of the Family.. weighing in at 230 pounds.. here is the Execuuuuutioner!!! And his opponent.. coming down the aisle with the bodyguard, the giant Gustaffson.. a proud member of the Femme Fatale.. weighing in at 194 pounds.. here is the ‘Black Widow’… Traci… Laaaaaane!
[Ed]
This match should be wild, if their last match was any indication.. and we’re off.. Lane charges Executioner before the bell.. clothesline by Lane.. and a Russian legsweep.. Whip by Lane… Executioner comes off with a clothesline.. but Lane ducks.
[Biff]
Lane off the ropes.. cross body.. no.. powerslam by Executioner.. no cover.. he starts to pound on her.. Lane gets him over and starts to pound on the Executioner.. the ref is trying to get this apart.. but even I don’t think he can get those two seperated..
[Ed]
They’re to their feet.. and the ref is yelling his head off.. and.. ack!
[Biff]
They just sent that ref over the top rope… and they’re going at it again.. here we go.. officials are coming out of the locker room.. here’s a bell.. this match is over quickly..
[Ed]
The Officials can’t seem to seperate the two wrestlers.. Gustaffson and Monty are in there now as well.. trying to seperate the two.. finally… we need an official decision..
[Announcer]
The referee has disqualified BOTH wrestlers.. this match is declared a double disqualification at 2:10.
[Ed]
Alright.. joining me at this time is the OWA Commissioner.. obviously you’ve just seen what’s happened..
[Commish]
I sure have. Ed.. let me make a couple of announcements here.. first.. both Traci Lane and the Executioner will be fined for their actions. Let me also tell you that I’ve got a contract here for a ‘falls count anywhere’ match for Hardcore Heaven. I’m going to be putting the names of Traci Lane and Executioner on these contracts. I will also be assigning a special guest referee. We’ll announce that name later. But.. I will be telling this ref.. that if any of these two wrestlers lay a hand, they have my permission to get physically involved in the match.. at least to defend themselves.
[Biff]
So this mean you have a BIG referee? I mean.. not too many will be able to dish it out to Lane or Executioner…
[Commish]
That’s correct. We’ll announce that name next week.
[Ed]
What’s the news on this ‘Parking Lot/Strap Match’, sir?
[Commish]
Hrm.. Well.. honestly I cannot comment on it at this time.. we are working out the detail with our legal team and getting the proper forms and documentation. This match is unprecedented and potentially dangerous. The OWA lawyers are meeting with The Shocker and Pretty Boy Monty and their representative to ensure that everything is going to be handled professionally. The OWA doesn’t need any legal problem stemming from any serious or permanent injuries that could be sustained in this match. When I can comment more, I will be sure to let everyone know.
[Ed]
Thanks for your time, sir.
[Commish] My pleasure.
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[Scene opens with Shelly Marks and The Shocker in the OWA Interview Studio, The Shocker is holding his North American Champion Belt]
[Marks]
Shocker, what are your thoughts on this week title defense against your ally, Gustaffson?
[Shocker]
This is the kind of competition I’ve been looking for. Being the North American Champion means you have to face only the top challengers.
[Marks]
With the Extremists losing their tag team belts, do you feel more pressure to successfully defend your belt?
[Shocker]
First off, it’s only a matter of time till they regain what is rightfully theirs. Second, no one pressures me to win more than I do. Losing is not an option.
[Marks]
Are you then, guaranteeing a victory?
[Shocker]
I can’t guarantee anything, except that I will beat Girly Boy Monty’s ass in our strap match.
[Marks]
You’re not looking past Gustaufson, are you?
[Shocker]
Shelly it’s impossible to look past, look around, or look over Gustaufson. This match will be my toughest match ever.
[Marks]
What is your strategy for this title defense?
[Shocker]
Many men have tried many different battle plans. You can’t hit him with all aerial moves, because once he catches you, you’re dead. You can’t go toe-to-toe with him, because he’ll knock through the mat. Kind of sounds like I’m the underdog doesn’t it?
[Marks]
Do you consider yourself the underdog?
[Shocker]
Not an underdog, because he has to beat me. But I do know I have a real fight on my hands.
[Marks]
There have been a lot of matches between The Elite and The Femme. Do you feel though it may be weakening your friendship?
[Shocker]
It is always tough to fight a friend. In this business it’s a daily event. Everyone knows this. It’s up to them to as to how they handle it. We’ve had World Title matches, World Tag Team matches, North American Title matches against each other and we still stand together as friends. Don’t get me wrong, there have been times when we all felt like throwing it all away and waging World War III. But when you have friends, especially in this business, you learn how important a friend can be.
[Marks]
What will you do if defeated this week?
[Shocker]
First thing I’ll have to do is pick myself up off the mat. But then I’ll shake Gustaufson’s hand and wish him the best. I would certainly ask for a rematch though.
[Marks]
We’re about out of time, any last comments?
[Shocker]
Yeah. First to my friend Gustaufson, I am ready for you big man. Be ready for the fight of your life. I don’t plan on losing this belt any time soon. Second, Girly Boy, why wait till the strap match? Myself and Anthony Hazard would like to challenge you and Stacks to a little tag match. I say little because that is your chances. Little.
[Marks]
That’s all for now, see you soon wrestling fans!
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[Announcer]
This match is one fall.. first.. already in the ring.. weighing in at 325 pounds.. here is the mysterious.. Masked Maaaaaayhemmmmm! And his opponent.. coming down to ringside.. weighing in at 271 pounds.. presenting the ‘Great’… Scott.. Coooobalt!
[Ed]
Okay.. the winner of this match will get a crack at the TV Title next week.. Lock up.. Mayhem with a whip.. and clothesline on Cobalt. Tiger driver early on by Masked Mayhem.. one.. kickout by Cobalt.
[Biff]
Cobalt with a cradle.. one.. kickout by Mayhem.. Cobalt up and belly to belly’s Masked Mayhem. Cobalt with the advantage.. suplex by Cobalt… Cobalt keeps the offensive with a stomachbreaker.
[Ed]
Whip by Cobalt.. Mayhem off the ropes with a shoulderblock.. Mayhem off the ropes.. he misses a clothesline.. Cobalt cathes him with a Frankensteiner.. no.. Mayhem counters with a powerbomb! one.. two.. three!!!!
Winner of the match, Masked Mayhem. Time of Match: 5:41
[Ed] Biff Franklin is gone to ringside..
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[Announcer]
Two men.. former champions.. trying to make their way to the top.. and next week they battle it out to see who gets to take on OWA Champion, Rachel Ryan… JetStream battles Mike Mustang… next week on OWA Championship Wrestling.
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[Biff - at ringside]
Welcome to MY interview segment, “the Voice Box” I’m Biff Franklin.. and my very first guest is none other then the current OWA Worlds Champion.. Miss Femme Fatale herself.. Rachel Ryan!
[Rachel appears on the set, the OWA Championship belt slung over one shoulder.]
{Biff]
Welcome to the show..
[Rachel]
Hey, the pleasure is all yours, Franklin.
[Biff]
Yeah.. right.. let’s get down to brass tacks… Tough break at Crazy Eights..
[Rachel]
What can I say, Karla kicked some major butt! My only regret was that I didn’t get to face the ICWF champ, Masked Marauder, in the ring. You know, champion versus champion, the kind of stuff you media types love.
[Biff]
Right.. whatever.. Let’s move on to bigger and better things, shall we?
[Rachel]
We’re talking about me, right? It doesn’t get any better than that.
[Biff]
Feh.. Hardcore Heaven is coming up in September.. it was announced last week that the main event will include a title defense by YOU, Rachel Ryan.. however, this will not be an ordinary title defense.. you will be defending YOUR title in a triangle match.. and not just any triangle match.. this is a three person ladder match… your opponents are Stacks Coltrain, who took you to a time limit draw just a few weeks ago… and the man you defeated for the title, Anthony Hazard. Any comments?
[Rachel]
Nobody ever said the life of a champ was easy, and that’s certainly true here in the OWA. Week after week I’ve put this belt on the line against the top competitors, and I’ve still got it. Now I’ve got to defend it against TWO of the top names in the sport today. I respect Stacks and Anthony as much as I do my fellow Femmes, and I know either one would do this belt proud. But they are in for the fight of their lives when they try to take MY belt away!
[Biff]
Let’s talk about..
{The crowd stands as Anthony Hazard makes his way to ringside…}
[Biff]
We’ve been joined by one of your opponents.. Anthony Hazard..
[Hazard]
Get out of my way Biff. Rachel, you’ve been a great champion, I can think of none better. Well, except for myself of course. But you’ve had MY belt for way to long. I’m finished sitting back and watching, it’s time I get back what is mine to begin with.
{Again the crowd reacts when Stacks Coltrain makes her way to ringside…}
[Biff]
Now just a min.. this is my..
[Stacks]
Shut up, Biff.. look.. *I* should be the number one contender.. I beat you (points to Hazard) and I almost beat you, Ms. Champion. I don’t know why this can’t be a one on one match. But I’ll tell you what.. when it’s all said and done, I’ll be the next world champion.
[Hazard]
I’m really getting sick of the family getting away with these cheap victorys of late. Everytime I see them with a win, theres some kind of interferance or thier opponent is delayed outside the ring somehow. Coldcheeze! Your lucky your girlyboy stepup to help you out, but I promise you this. There will be no help for you in this Championship match.
[Stacks]
I can beat you any day of the week, Hazard.. and I’ll prove it at Hardcore Heaven.
[Rachel]
Franklin, figures that YOU would lose control of your very first show! (stands up to face Hazard and Stacks). As for YOU two, I believe this is MY interview! I said I respected ya, but don’t forget who is the champ around here! You want this belt? Then you’re gonna have to go through ME to get it! And that ain’t gonna happen!
[Biff] Now JUST A MIN..
{The three wrestlers leave to their locker rooms…}
[Biff] I.. I.. I wanna see my contract!
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[Announcer]
This match is one fall and is for the OWA Television Championship… First.. the challenger.. coming to ringside with Pretty Boy Monty.. a member of the Family.. weighing in at 230 pounds.. here is.. Shoooogunnnn… and now.. introducing the OWA Television champion.. a member of the Femme Fatale.. accompanied to the ring by the giant, Gustaffson.. weighing in at 167 pounds.. please welcome.. Mariiikooooo…
[Ed]
Announcements are out of the way.. referee holds up the belt.. and this match is underway.. Lock up and Shogun quickly nails her with a chop, the champ staggers back and nails Shogun with a thrust kick to the head.. Biff Franklin is back in the broadcast booth… nice going..
[Biff]
Shutup.. I’m going to see them all fined and suspended.. what a travesty!…
[Ed]
Back in the ring.. Mariko with a vertical suplex.. dropkick by Mariko and the champion is pulling out all the stops here.. she whips him into the ropes.. and he comes off with a savate kick.. chokehold by Shogun.. one.. two.. three.. four.. he releases the hold.. he biting her on the forehead…
[Biff]
Ack! The TV Champion is now busted open and bleeding.. whip by Shogun.. japanese armdrag.. and he follows that up with an ipponzei.. one.. two.. kickout by the champion. Thrust kick to the head by Shogun.. and he’s clearly dominating this match..
[Ed]
That cut is nasty.. blood is getting down into her eyes.. the ref may want to stop this.. Shogun with a whip to the turnbuckle.. reversal by Mariko as Shogun hits the corner.. Mariko charges in shoulderfirst, but Shogun moves and Mariko’s shoulder connects with the ringpost.
[Biff]
This is going to be a problem.. swinging neckbreaker by Shogun.. and an elbowdrop.. cover.. one.. two.. thr.. no.. kickout by Mariko.. Shogun with a whip.. and Mariko flies off the ropes and nails Shogun with a flying forearm!
[Ed]
Mariko is up.. Shogun is up.. Mariko with a Spinning Crescent kick.. cover.. one.. two.. three!!!
Winner of the match and still OWA TV Champion, Mariko. Time of match: 18:43
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[Myers]
This is Myers Watterson for your Hardcore Heaven update…
Hardcore Heaven coming to you live on PPV, September 8th.
OWA Champion Rachel Ryan will defends her OWA Title against Stacks Coltrain and Anthony Hazard.. in a triangle ladder match. That’s right.. her belt will be suspended high above the ring. The three will battle is out until someone can grab that ladder and put it in the ring and climb up and take the OWA Belt. That person will become the new champion.
We’ve heard comments this week from the OWA Commissioner in regards to the ‘Parking Lot/Strap Match’ involving North American Champion The Shocker and Pretty Boy Monty. Though we didn’t learn anything knew, we’ll keep you informed.
It’ll be Brawlers, Inc. will taking on the NEW OWA Tag Team Champions, Amazon Woman and Prince Frederick at Hardcore Heaven. That match will be a cage/texas tornado match and the titles will be on the line.
We also know that Traci Lane and The Executioner will battle in a Falls Count Anywhere match. There will be a special referee for this match, who will be allowed to fight back if pressed.
And this one was also signed this past week. Shogun will be taking on Asian Sensation in a ‘Find the Kendo Stick’ match. A kendo stick will be hidden somewhere around ringside. once it’s found, it can be used as a weapon.
We’ll have more matches to announce next week.. let’s get to ringside for our main event.
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[As Gustafsson comes down the aisle with Traci Lane, Elaine Bryant comes out of nowhere and hunts him down, mic as the weapon.]
[Bryant]
Mr. Gustafsson, sir? Can I have a word about the coming match?
[Gustafsson looks over to Traci, who holds her hands out as to say "You're on your own." Flustered, Gus looks back to Elaine.]
Uh….
[Shelley]
How about a few words?
[Gustafsson looks back over to Traci]
[Traci]
Say something…
[Gustafsson]
He’s tough. Must change that. Vant to try out Siberian Bear Crusher. [Smiles]
[Elaine]
What’s with.. the shirt? [Points to his Save Our Sailors (SOS) shirt]
[Gustafsson]
Good to haf cause. Sailor Moon good show, but been cancelled. Needs support to be saved. [Looks directly into the camera] All you people. Help them. Don’t let them cancel this very good show. Very popular in Japan, but needs to live here. [Now angered, storms to the ring.]
[Elaine]
Traci, what’s with him?
[Traci]
He watches the show just once, and all of a sudden, he’s infatuated with it. It’s actually kind of cute. [Follows Gus.]
[Elaine]
This is Elaine Bryant, with another very strange interview with Gustafsson. Back to you, Ed and Biff! -
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[Announcer] This match is one fall and is for the North American Championship! First coming to ringside.. here is the challenger, accompanied to the ring by ‘The Black Widow’ Traci Lane.. weighing in at 350 pounds.. here is the Giant of the OWA, Gustaffson! And his opponent is the North American Heavyweight Champion… accompanied to the ring by his manager, Sir Goodwin.. and a member of the Elite.. weighing in at 230 pounds… here is… The Shocker!
[Ed]
Heartfelt interview with the big guy.. let’s see if he can dethrone the current North American Champion, The Shocker. Hand shake all around.. and the bell rings.
[Biff]
Blah.. handshakes.. who needs em.. rip his heart out Gus!
[Ed]
Lockup.. probably a mistake for Shocker to be locking up with the big guy.. and yup.. body slam by Gustaffson.. he follows it up with a double ax handle.. and a soviet suplex.. The Shocker is in trouble early on here..
[Biff]
Clothesline by the giant.. and a cover.. one.. two.. th.. kickout by Shocker.. whip by Gustaffson.. and the Shocker comes off with a forearm smash, staggering the big guy.. the Shocker with a double ax handle of his own..
[Ed]
Elbow shot by Shocker as he tries to take control.. clothesline by Shocker that knocks the Gustaffson to the mat and kneedrop on the forehead of Gustaffson. Cover by Shocker.. one.. two.. kickout by Gus..
[Biff]
Shocker off the ropes.. Gustaffson is up and nails him with an elbow.. Gustaffson with a piledriver…. he picks up Shocker and places him on the top turnbuckle.. DDT!
[Ed]
We have a cover.. one.. two.. three!!! New champion!
Winner of the match and NEW North American Champion.. the Giant.. Gustaffson! Time of Match: 10:55
[Ed]
We’re out of time this week.. we’ll get comments from the new champion next week.. for Biff, Elaine, Myers and Shelly.. I’m Ed Bagel and we’ll see you next week.
