Mariko defends against Sentry
[Shelly Marks]
This is Shelly Marks, we’re awaiting the arrival of Prince Frederick and Amazon Woman on their way to challenge the Extremists for the OWA Tag Team Championships..
{some talking is heard around the corner}
{Voice of Amazon Woman}
….look.. I already apologized a million times for that thing with Nabiki.. how many times are you going to rub that in?
{voice of Prince Frederick}
All I’m saying is that we have to work together or we’re not going to cut it.. you know what I’m saying.. I like having you around, but if you’re going to get in the way, I’m gonna cut you loose…
{voice of Amazon Woman}
Oh.. come on.. you wouldn’t do that… would you? After all I’ve done?
{voice of Frederick}
Perhaps so, but still.. I don’t want you costing me any more matches… let’s just get out there and..
{they walk around the corner and spot Marks and cameraman}
[Amazon Woman]
What the hell?!?! Eavesdropping? How low can you go..
[Marks]
No.. wait.. I was just waiting for you to come by so I can interview you before your match..
[Prince]
I think you were eavesdropping…
{They push Marks and the cameraman into a nearby closet and slam the door, and prop a chair up against it, before laughing and walking to the ring}
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[Ed]
I’m Ed Bagel… and beside me is none other then Biff Franklin…
[Biff]
That’s ‘The Voice’ Biff Franklin to you, buddy..
[Ed]
Crazy Eights is history.. our congrats goes out to Kommando Karla for winning the event.. we also congratulate Monica Brant, Executioner and Prince Frederick for winning their preliminary battle royals.
[Biff]
So now that Karla chick gets a shot at Rachel Ryan, eh? Rachel will send her back to the minor leagues..
[Ed]
You hear the music of Prince Frederick in the background.. they’re in the ring now.. awaiting the Tag Team Champions, The Extremists… let’s go to ringside for the introductions.
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[Ring Announcer]
Welcome to the OWA Studios… our first match of the day is for one fall and is for the OWA Tag Team Championship.. first, already in the ring at a combined weight of 408 pounds.. here are your challengers.. Amazon Woman.. and Prince Frederick!… and now making their way to ringside with their manager, Sir Goodwin.. here are the OWA Tag Team Champions, representing ‘The Elite’ and weighing in at a combined weight of 491 pounds here are Danny Maxx.. Johnny Blades.. the Extremists!
[Ed]
With introductions out of the way.. we’re just about ready to begin.. it’ll be Amazon Woman vs. Danny Maxx, starting things off.. let me remind you that Hardcore Heaven will be coming to you on PPV on September 8th.. already anounced for this match is a 3 way/Ladder match pitting OWA Champion Rachel Ryan to defend her belt against Stacks Coltrain and Anthony Hazard.
[Biff]
That’s nothing.. I’ve just been informed that a rematch will take place at Hardcore Heaven, pitting The Shocker vs. Pretty Boy Monty.. in.. get this.. a parking lot/strap match.. now.. I have no details on that yet.. except that it will be a strap match and it will be in the parking lot..
[Ed]
That really makes no sense.. we’ll have to get some word with the OWA Commissioner on how exactly that one will work.. normally in a strap match, you touch the four corners of the ring.. but.. how do you work that one outside?
[Biff]
You got me.. looks like everyone is ready in the ring.. and there’s the bell… Maxx catches the unsuspecting Amazon Woman with a drop kick.. but misses with the second.. Amazon Woman takes Danny Maxx and gives him a belly to belly suplex.. then tags out to Frederick..
[Ed]
Frederick uses a diving headbutt that hurts Maxx.. Maxx gets to his feet.. Frederick misses a back heel kick and Maxx nails Frederick with a flying forearm. Spinebuster slam by Danny Maxx.. and a cover.. one.. two.. kickout by his highness…
[Biff]
Ha.. face rake by the Prince.. and.. piledriver! Haha.. Frederick sets him up for a vertical suplex.. and wham! nails him.. Frederick with a whips.. Maxx ducks a clothesline and comes back with a flying body press.. one.. kickout by Frederick..
[Ed]
Maxx with a sleeperhold.. but Frederick counters that with a jawbreaker!.. he pulls Maxx over to his corner and tags out to Amazon Woman… they pound on him in their corner for a while.. where’s the ref??
[Biff]
Talkin’ with Blades who’s trying to interfere in this match, illegally!.. Get that bum back to his corner.. Amazon Woman hits with a powerbomb!.. and follows it up with an abdominal stretch.. holding the ropes for leverage!
[Ed]
Where is the referee?? Hiptoss by Maxx gets him out of that one.. Maxx makes the tag to Blades.. who comes in on fire.. clothesline by Blades.. and an elbowsmash.. Frederick comes in but Blades nails him with a clothesline as well.. Maxx joins the fray..
[Biff]
Superkick by Frederick on Maxx… Blades has a cradles on Amazon Woman… the ref is trying to break up Frederick and Maxx.. Amazon Woman finally kicks out.. She is nailed by a clothesline from Blades and another cover.. but no ref paying attention..
[Ed]
I cannot believe this.. the referee is chewing out Maxx.. Frederick nails Blades from behind and whips him.. into Amazon Woman.. she turns around and they collide head first.. Frederick looks at Amazon for a moment then covers Blades.. one.. two.. three!!!
[Announcer]
Winner of the match, in 10 minutes even and NEW OWA Tag Team Champions.. Amazon Woman and Prince Frederick!
[Biff]
Amazon Woman is OUT.. Frederick grabs the tag belts and pulls Amazon from the ring and helps her out…
[Ed]
We do have new tag team champions.. Prince Frederick and Amazon Woman have defeated the Extremists.. no matter how bizarre the outcome..
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[Scene opens in the locker room. Hazard is getting ready for his match]
[Hazard]
Well well Miss Coldcheeze. Did you think you had a chance of winning our Battle Royal? Did you think I would of let you?
[Hazard moves closer to the camera]
[Hazard]
Granted, I didn’t win either, but at least I made DAMN sure you didn’t. Oh and let me just say this finally. Don’t think becuase your a friend of Traci’s that some how makes a difference to me. Becuase when I set out to rid the OWA of the cancer known as the family, that included any member of, or anyone involved with them. Which I’d have to say, includes you.
[Hazard backs up and turns to Sir Goodwin]
[Sir Goodwin]
You ready then?
[Hazard smiles, turns to the camera]
[Hazard]
Get ready OWA. I’M BACK!!!
[Hazard and Sir Goodwin exit to the left]
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[Announcer]
Ladies and Gentlemen.. this match is one fall and has a 30 min time limit.. introducing first.. accompanied to the ring by Pretty Boy Monty.. here is Stacks Coltrain!!!! And making his way to ringside, Stack’s opponent, accompanied to the ring by his manager, Sir Goodwin.. Here is the former OWA Heavyweight champion… Anthony Hazard!
[Ed]
Here we go.. a couple of top contenders for the OWA Championship here.. Stacks and Hazard both will get their shot at the championship at Hardcore Heaven.. but for now they’ll have to face each other.. Lock up… Hazard with a Russian Legweep… he’s up and off the ropes.. flying clothesline by Hazard.. Hazard goes for another, but Stacks ducks and Hazard flies over the top rope and to the floor.
[Biff]
Here we go.. Stacks goes out after him.. She helps up Hazard and throws him into the ringsteps.. She goes in and whips him into the guardrail.. she tries to whip him into it again, but Hazard reverses it, sending Stacks into the opposite guardrail.
[Ed]
Hold on.. from behind.. Monty just nailed Hazard with a clothesline as Stacks rolls back into the ring.. we have a bell…
[Announcer]
The referee has counted out Anthony Hazard at 4:28. Winner of the match is Stacks Coltrain!
[Biff]
That must solidify Coltrain’s bid for the OWA Championship..
[Ed]
That cheap victory? C’mon.. you have got to be kidding..
[Biff]
She won.. didn’t she????
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[Camera opens to a large sporting goods store. The Femmes are spread around the store, looking at exercise equipment and the like. The camera comes to the Giant Gustafsson, looking around the football section. He's clad in a IIFL Malibu Blondes jersey and jeans. Shelley Marks, noticing him, pushes through a vacationing family to speak with him.]
[Shelley]
Excuse me, Mr. Gustafsson, sir? Could I get a word with you?
[Gustafsson, looking up from a set of shoulder pads.]
Uh? Oh, sure. (attempts to get them on.)
[Shelley]
There have been some individuals who have been arguing your #2 rating.
[Gustafsson, looking confused.]
Vhy?
[Shelley]
Your lack of action lately.
[Gustafsson]
I haf been busy, doing job. (Becomes entangled in the pads.)
[Shelley]
Bodyguarding the Femmes? Surely there must be more than that.
[Gustafsson, becoming mad at the pads]
Vhat? I von Caged Vury, and haf von every match other than vith Rachel.
[Shelley]
But ranked second?
[Gustafsson]
So I don’t vestle much. I got job of dreams, guarding Vemmes. I vin my matches. Beat Anthony Hazard, a major competitor. I deserf dis. (Chucks the pads to the floor.) Stupid pads. (Kicks them across the floor.
[Shelley]
OK, what whas that about the job of your dreams. (Becoming very inquisitive.)
[Gustafsson]
I surrounded by pretty vomen, I spoiled vith gifts, luxury, position of power, vhat else do I need?
[Shelley]
A title shot, perhaps?
[Gustafsson]
Vhatever. I happy vith my job. Plus, I get vonecall vrom vootball team, Malibu Blondes. They vant be as defensive tackle! (starts getting excited at that thought.) And if Cheesecake bother Monica, (cracks his knuckles with his fist.)
[Rachel Ryan, from across the store.]
Hey, Gus! C’mon, we have only 4 more hours of shopping left! That’s barely enough time to hit Bloomingdales!
[Gustafsson, looking defeated]
Of course, there are disadvantages of job… (Limbers to the exit, shoulders slumped.)
[Shelley, to camera]
There you have it, the first solo interview from Gustafsson. This is Shelley Marks.
[Fade out.]
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[Announcer]
This match is one fall and is for a 30 minute time limit.. and the winner will get an North American Title shot next week. First.. coming down to ringside with Traci Lane, here is the bodyguard of the Femme Fatale.. the Giant of the OWA.. Gustaffson!!! And.. his opponent.. soon to be making his way to ringside.. a prominent member of ‘the Family’ and a former OWA Champion.. here is Pretty.. Boy.. Monty!
[Ed]
This should be a great match… Gustaffson vs. Monty.. winner will get an North American title shot next week..
[Biff]
I’m getting a report from Elaine Bryant back in the hallway..
[Ed]
Let’s go back to her now…
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{Camera joins at the hallway, where it’s looking at two wrestlers pounding each other. It becomes evident they are The Shocker and Pretty Boy Monty. Several official and non important wrestlers comes out to try and break it up}
[Bryant]
This is Elaine Bryant.. it appears that The Shocker took exception to the action of Pretty Boy Monty earlier this evening.. sources tell me that while Monty was on his way to ringside… Shocker confronted him regarding his interference in that match between Stacks Coltrain and Anthony Hazard.. the verbal became physical as they ended up brawling.. *scream*
{The action bowls over Elaine as the officials finally seperate the two wrestlers}
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[Ed]
I don’t think we’re going to have a match.. another official has entered the ring..
[Announcer]
The referee has informed us that Pretty Boy Monty is currently involved in an altercation with Anthony Hazard in the hallway.. therefore.. he is awarding this match to the Giant.. Gustaffson!!
[Biff]
Not much of a win.. but he’ll get that title shot..
[Ed]
Hey.. I know Gus isn’t going to enjoy that victory…
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[Myers]
This is Myers Watterson for your first Hardcore Heaven update…
With Crazy Eights behind us, the OWA moves ahead to Hardcore Heaven coming to you live on PPV, September 8th… now.. rumors are abounding in the OWA regarding a few matches.. but only one has been confirmed…
OWA Champion Rachel Ryan will defends her OWA Title against Stacks Coltrain and Anthony Hazard.. in a triangle ladder match. That’s right.. her belt will be suspended high above the ring. The three will battle is out until someone can grab that ladder and put it in the ring and climb up and take the OWA Belt. That person will become the new champion.
Now.. sources tell me that the OWA Commissioner is in the planning stages for a parking lot/strap match. The competitors will be The Shocker and Pretty Boy Monty. Now. if The Shocker is still the North American Champion by Hardcore Heaven, then that title will be on the line. However, this match is signed between Shocker and Monty.. not the North American Champion and Monty. We are also told that next week, Brawlers, Inc. will take on the Chiefs to determine the challengers for the NEW OWA Tag Team Champions, Amazon Woman and Prince Frederick at Hardcore Heaven. That match will be a cage/texas tornado match.
We’ll have more matches to announce next week and hopefully some insight into the parking lot/strap match.
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[Announcer] This match is one fall and has a 10 min time limit. First.. in the ring.. acknowledged by all as the wrestler with the longest losing streak.. here is.. the Loser!… and his opponent.. making his first appearance here on OWA TV.. here is.. Chaos!
[Ed]
Okay.. relative newcomer to the OWA, Chaos.. taking on the Loser in this encounter. Lock up and Chaos easily dumps The Loser to the mat. The Loers is up and charges Chaos with a clothesline, but Chaos easily avoids the move and swings around tossing Loser over the top rope..
[Biff]
Chaos flies off the ropes and lands on the Loser.. Chaos picks up the Loser and rolls him back into the ring. Elbow drop by Chaos and he grabs the Losers legs and spins around.. Figure Four by Chaos…
[Ed]
The Loser wastes no time in submitting…
[Announcer] Winner of this match in 3:03, Chaos!
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[Asian Invasion]
Well, well, well, Rachael Ryan. Congrats on eliminating me from our rumble at Crazy Eights. Because of that, you have earned yourself an beatin’!!! I worked too DAMN hard, for too DAMN long for some Enforcer ***** to take it away!!! I want you, one-on-One, if you really want to be a *****, no title match. Just You and Me. I’m gonna attack your ass.
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[Announcer]
This match is one fall and has a 20 minute time limit. First already in the ring.. here is Asian Invasion… and his opponent coming to ringside.. please welcome.. Mr. Excitement!
[Ed]
Okay.. here’s a great match up.. Asian Invasion and Mr. Excitement.. both of these guys need a key wins if they want a title shot in the near future.. Asian Invasion attacks Excitment as he climbs into the ring.. the bell rings.. Elbow by Asian Invasion, followed by a chop.. Invasion with a thrust kick to the head of Excitement.
[Biff]
Good start by Invasion.. he’s got Excitement in big trouble here.. Invasion off the ropes.. Excitement catches him with a powerslam.. Dropkick by Excitment.. Excitment with an armdrag and whips into the turnbuckle… and clothesline by Excitement that sends Invasion out of the ring…
[Ed]
Asian Invasion needs to regroup right here… he had the advantage, but Excitement is no slouch.. Hold on.. what’s going on here?
[Biff]
Shogun, the federation proctologist is at ringside.. he’s not suppose to be here is he?
[Ed]
Actually no.. Invasion back in the ring now.. Excitement off the ropes.. misses a clothesline.. Invasion nails him with a boot to the head.. sleeperhold by Invasion.. Excitement back into the ropes and.. what that? (bell rings)
[Biff]
Shogun just whalloped Invasion with that kendo stick… the ref has called for the bell..
[Announcer]
The referee has awarded this match to Asian Invasion at 8:12 due to outside interference.
[Ed]
Shogun just walked back to the locker room.. and I don’t think Mr. Excitement is going to be too happy about him interfering in this match..
[Biff]
Hey.. you don’t cost a man winner’s share and expect to be given a handshake…
[Ed]
Let’s hear from newcomer to the OWA, “Extreme” Johnny Danger…
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(Walking in the streets of NY City)
“I have finally made it to the big time the OWA. My big break. I know it will be rough, but if I survived the streets I think I will be able to mange the OWA. Listen up everybody, there is new blood in the OWA. Parents, hide your kids because I am a bad influence on them. Guys, hide your girls because one look at me and they will leave you faster than Marge Schott saying a racist statement. Look out! Beware! I am about to get EXTREME on all your asses!
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[Ed]
Before we go to our main event.. let’s hear some prerecorded comments from the OWA TV Champion, Mariko.
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{Mariko stands after lifting weights, sweating and admiring her powerful body in the mirror.}
[Mariko]
“So now it is you, Sentry-san, who will try to take my title. You will need a true sentry dog to help you. You saw the Mustang fall to pieces in front of me. What makes you so ready to take me? What have you done to prove your worth? I believe you have done nothing! And for that you shall lose the match and face, running in shame from the world. Sayonara.”
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[Announcer]
This match is one fall and is for the OWA Television Championship. First let me introduce the challenger.. he is.. Sentry! And now.. introducing the OWA Television Champion.. a member of the Femme Fatale.. here is.. Mariko!
[Ed]
Okay.. this ought to be a good match.. these two have similar styles.. so it should be interesting.. and there’s the bell.. the two circle and lockup.. side headlock by Mariko.. Sentry throw her off into the ropes.. and hits her with a clothesline..
[Biff]
Pretty good start by Sentry.. Sentry with a side suplex.. and Mariko could be in trouble in this match.. leg drop by Sentry. He goes for a cover.. one.. kickout by Mariko. Whip by Sentry and spinebuster slam.. and another cover.. one.. two.. kickout by Mariko. Mariko quickly with a cradle.. one.. kickout by Sentry.
[Ed]
Sentry is up and kicks Mariko in the head.. he sets up for a backspin DDT, but Mariko maneuvers out of it and nails Sentry with a body slam! Mariko off the ropes with a clothesline.. Sentry falls out to the floor.. and Mariko follows him out…
[Biff]
Sentry catches Mariko with a forearm smash.. and he tries to set her up for a jackknife powerbomb… but Mariko counters with a backdrop, sending Sentry to the floor.. Mariko rolls Sentry back into the ring. Mariko with a series of chops.. and a kick!..
[Ed]
Flying headscissors by the TV Champion.. whip by Mariko… she goes for a powerslam, but Sentry nails her with a clothes.. he lifts her up and.. tombstone piledriver by Sentry.. He pulls her up and whips her into the ropes… he goes for a backdrop..
[Biff]
Mariko comes off with the Spinning Crescent Kick.. and a cover.. one.. two.. three!!!!
[Announcer]
Winner of the match and still OWA TV Champion, in 12:33.. Mariko!!
[Ed]
We’re out of time for this week.. be sure to join us next week! The Shocker takes on Gustaffson and The Cheifs vs. Brawlers, Inc.
[Biff]
And.. I’ll debut my new talk show, The Voice Box.. and my guest will be none other than the OWA CHampion.. Rachel Ryan!
[Ed]
For Myers, Elaine, Shelly and Biff.. I’m Ed Bagel and we’ll be here next week for more OWA Championship Wrestling.